-My Shitpost- // South Park //

Baby Sitter AU!!

Ok this is an amazing AU, I wont explain anything, you have to guess what is it's structure, you do that while reading this, lets start!!

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Craig's POV

I was watching TV, changing the channels so I can find something interesting, I ended up watching Terrance and Phillip, I hate this fucking show, the only reason I was watching it is because I want something to complain to, and also red racer isn't on, man, why do kids love this show? it's too damn stupid, why they can't spend 10 seconds without farting?! Well watching this bullshit made me realize my intolerance to this show that I just kept watching over and over, finally commercials went on, wohoo, something way more interesting, by that a really cool commercial went on, it was about a new red racer videogame!! I HAVE TO GET IT, LIKE ASAP.

Ran to my room to see if there was any money in my piggy-bank, there wasn't much but it was enough, I got to the videogame store, I'm in luck, there was only one copy left, I grabbed it and got surprised by a red mitten also grabbing it at the same time as me, I looked up and said "Stan" he looked at me surprised "Hey Craig" "I'm sorry but I'm about to buy this videogame" "Me too, Craig" I expected him to leave the game alone and to go for other but he just kept onto it "This is MY videogame Stan" "No, it's mine, I saw it first" "How the hell I'm gonna tell if you did?!?!" "I don't know, why don't you just grab another?!?!" "This is the only one left, why do you even care about this game? You aren't even a fan of red racer?!" I said now pulling it towards me, "You don't know me, this will improve my videogame collection!!" he yelled now pulling it harder towards him "ITS MINE STAN" "NO IT'S MINE CRAIG" I got an idea and waited for Stan to pull even way harder, when he did I let go of it and Stan was going backwards really fast and crashed against the window, he broke it, I went outside to see a knocked out Stan, somehow he wasn't bleeding, then I snapped the game out of his hands, I turned back and met a really really angry man. "oops" I said sweaty...

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I walked defeated to my room, we had to pay the window with the money we had for the videogame, ugh, I'm never going to get that game, unless I...
I hurried to my dad and asked him If I could have the newspaper, BINGO!!

Stan's POV

"Stanley Marsh!! me, your mom, and your sister have been talking" "what dad?" I sad really tired, me and that asshole Craig had to pay the window HE BROKE, and my family is really pissed at me, "We got a new punishment for you, you're too old for this kind of behavior" "Mom, I'm 14 I'm not THAT old" "Well Stan, I'm just going to say that I'm not angry, just disappointed, HOW COULD YOU LOOSE A FIGHT LIKE THAT??!?" "RANDY COULD YOU PLEASE SHUT UP?!, So Stan, like I was saying, since locking you in your room in this times is like sending you to paradise, we agreed that you will have to cover your sister for a couple of weeks, in her job" "But mom, you can't do this to me, Shelly's job sucks!!" I said, I don't want to do that!! anything but that "That's why we got you to do this, you will also win money, so from now on you'll have to work to get your own bucks, you start tomorrow after school" shit, I hate this day already, I went to my room really angry, tomorrow is my first day, I fucking hate my parents, why me?!?

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(Still Stan's POV)

School is the worst, 8th grade sucks, I don't have much classmates, and that means I have no friends, there aren't any student in this stupid school that is cool enough to hang with me, yeah I sometimes talk with other kids, but I don't consider them as friends, the worst part is that I found Craig glaring at me, so I did the same, Craig is in the same school and grade as me, that's why we knew eachother, he also doesn't have any friends.