Yup, this book is the dumbest shit I've ever made, but like it's not fucking funny, I'd shoot it if I could.
If you don't know what "Gay Shitpost" means (why did you even clicked on this book?) it means there would be random ships, drawings, headcan...
Feels nice to write again this kind of things, If ya don't know what's the super hero AU I'm talking about Coon and Friends and Freedom pals, and fuck yea I wanted to write a chapter of HCs but this page became too long, so I'm just keeping it as a scrap. Here's first Head Canon
1- Mysterion and Professor Chaos are friends in secret
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I imagine Mysterion being all alone in the coon base, Toolshed and Human Kite were busy, Coon was a piece of shit to be with and the other heroes were just not too friends with Mysterion. So he stayed at the base trying to use the computer to detect crime to be busy with, but since he's not the best at computers (cuz he doesn't have the money to have one for himself). Nothing worked he got stressed and threw his fist at the keyboard that's when he heard a voice come out of the cell. It was Professor Chaos, the only villain they were able to capture.
❝︎ Soo, Mysterion... Having troubles with the computer huh? I'm a gadgeteer, maybe I could be able to help ya with that lil problem of yours❞︎
Mysterion turned his gaze to stare coldly to Professor Chaos's big Turquoise eyes knowing entirely he is lying. But requires really good lying skills to fool Mysterion.
❝︎ No fucking way Chaos! You just want to get me to open the cell so you can escape and run more chaos around the streets ❞︎
Professor Chaos felt like cursing but even if he's a villain, he's evil not bad. He grabbed the cell bars and tried to convince him to get him out of there.
❝︎ Please, Just get me out of here!! ❞︎
Mysterion rolled his eyes, and still denied the lame villain in front of him. He crossed his arms and shook his head. Mysterion doesn't talk too much.
❝︎ You don't know nothing about being here, it's the worst! You know for how many weeks I have been stuck here?!? My parents are sure going to ground me❞︎
Professor Chaos said, but Mysterion remained quiet. Professor Chaos stopped with his actual plan and thought of a new one. That's when a lightbulb shined above his head.
❝︎ At least... can you get me some food?? I've been starving here, the only thing I get to eat is my own poop and pee thanks to the anti-hero Coon is❞︎
Mysterion felt bad hearing the awful acts of his fat furry leader, and hurried up the stairs.
The professor checked the area for the 49th time, it's still the same. Let's say Professor Chaos isn't too good at making plans. His actual plan sounds like shit and is nothing near an attempt to escaping the pet cage he is in... More like not making it too awful to be in.
Mysterion came back with a plate full of food from Coon's kitchen, Since his mom is really nice she surely likes to cook for his son's ""friends"" but Mysterion is the only one who appreciates it.
