-My Shitpost- // South Park //

What happened NEXT?!?!

Yes, I'm being over dramatic for not updating in like 1 month while other writers update once a year, and they don't even give a damn!

Actually I really got an excuse for not writing anything, I'm at exam week and I had this big ass school project that is costing me almost all my weekend! I hate it so much Aghhh. And also from now on I won't write so much, I find it stressing and weird for me, I'm an artist, not a writer, I can make stories, people think my ideas are great, but I just don't know how to execute them. I find it stressing to try to make stories with a good language and pleasing to read but damn it's hard and it kills me more when I realise I don't write like all these super cool people that emphasize greatly their stories.

I also have this problem that I use too much the words "just" "like" "really" and "actually" like when I write I just tend to just really like do it like my mind just wants and I find it really annoying and I always try to really like just stop doing it but I really can't and if I don't put it it feels really terrible for me.

Don't misunderstand me, I really enjoy doing stories but keeping them simple af. Making them too large makes me loose interest and that's why I quit from writing big ass stories.

If you really liked those pieces of text I've made you may feel like shit after knowing you'll never know the ending or want a continuation, don't worry I'm also here to spoil all my plans!! So you won't feel so much like in cliff hunger or hype...

Baby Sitter Au:

In this story now I'll tell it simple Stan and Craig and the only one of the kid characters that grew up they are 14 year olds and their friend group in the original SP are all babies and they work as babysitters, Craig does it to be able to get the videogame he really wants but Stan does it as a punishment for breaking the GameShop's window along with Craig (they both broke it). They are really pissed at each other because of that and they bet to see who's the best babysitter. They prove it by making at the end a kind of Baby challenge. Stan gets desperate because his kids are the fucking devil, and they don't even talk. From best to worse: Butters always gets lost for some reason, he got the nickname Butters because he got lost and then got found on the kitchen eating a whole bag of butter. Kyle is a really energetic boy who runs and climbs all places, he can't stop moving, and also you gotta stop him from killing Cartman and stealing really sharp objects since he's addicted to them. Kenny is one of the hardest, getting in danger, and almost dying all the time, but Stan has really made a good job by keeping him alive. And for last... Its baby Eric, by already knowing his canon self you don't need any kind of explanation. All I gotta say is that he's a fucking pain in the ass.

And well Stan is fucked, Craig will beat him, he's going to be humiliated instantly! Suddenly Stan gets to know that the kids are smarter than he knew, they knew how to talk and they were totally trying all this time to make Stan get fired. It's their thing after all. And well they trade something with Stan so they do cooperate in helping him win the match.

When the match starts, Stan discovers his kids are cheating, to win all the competitions which he kept quiet about, Craig by the other hand was loosing like crazy and that's when baby Clyde gets the idea of cheating too, unlike Stan's kids, Craig's do like him and want to do it for him. So they both start to cheat. By the final round, the challenge was Fighting so they pulled the ring and put them all to fight each other. Craig and Stan were cheering for them to punch the shit out of them. When they did that they made too much noise and guess who appeared?!? YES KYLE'S AND CARTMAN'S MOM, Sheila was going to pick up the kids and when they heard they were in Cartman's basement they went in and found their babies fighting to death with out her babies. Kyle's mom talked to Craig's and Stan's mom and they both almost got fired. And that's when Kyle pulls out a speech and the moms considered the cinnamon rolls' words. So Stan and Craig still get to be babysitters, when the moms leave Kyle says: "You owe me something bitch" and all the boys nod behind him, Stan and Craig look at each other and sigh, at the end the kids get to keep the game Craig and Stan wanted in the first place, and they have to watch them play it in pain.

-The end-

Thats it I think so..