-My Shitpost- // South Park //

Social Media Roleplayers Freak Me Out

???'s P.O.V

 "Ok I'm going to tell you, dude this is so weird, omg..." I told my best friend scratching the back of my head laying in my bed "Dude, what happened, you know it's 2 a.m. right?" the redhead replied, sounding sleepy through the phone, so cute "Yes and I'm really sorry but please, this is creeping the shit out of me" I got really nervous I know I'm maybe exaggerating, but at least is Kyle the one who's dealing with my bullshit, he's not going to make fun of me (for that long) "What is it Stanley?!? Spill it out" "Sorry, so this is what happened, I was checking my twitter, retweeting memes giving favs-" "Get to the point" "Ok, then I noticed there was an another STAN MARSH, he looks just like me and pretends to be me" I said directly "Really?? Ok it's kinda scary, we will look after it" "Oh cool!!" "AFTER I finish my beauty sleep, night Stan" Before I could respond he stopped the call, man why does he has to be such a diva sometimes? he sounded annoyed which made feel a bit bad, but that's what happens when you wake up somebody this early, I'm sure he'll forgive me in no time, that's a bit hypocritical of him because most of time is HIM who barges into my room through the window at 3 of the fucking morning just to tell me about the most stupid things I have ever heard of Kyle, like when he said if you put your socks inside out the entire universe is wearing your socks except you or something like that... Oof, I'm happy that phase is over, Well I think it's time to go to sleep, I laid down and covered myself with my bedsheets, but after I shut my eyes I remembered why I was this early at my phone, I can't sleep... Ugh this is going to be a loooong night.

------ time-skip cuz I don't want to write about Stan staring at the ceiling---------

Kyle's P.O.V
 I was going to my friend's house, it's not a long way since we are neighbors [They are in Fractured but Whole] I know I could just barge my way into his window, but he doesn't like that, he also said that if I keep doing that I could see something I wouldn't want to see, ugh the thought of watching Stan doing something like that makes my nose bleed [it's my headcanon ok?].

  I should stop thinking, I haven't noticed I am already at his house, I have been staring at his doorknob, I knocked on the door, when it opened it revealed a black haired guy, he seemed my age, he used a navy blue baseball cap, a band-aid on his cheek, a two different tones of brown jacket, lime green t-shirt, jeans and black shoes, I was really confused at this point.. WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY?? "Hey, is Stan here? I want to see him..." "He is! come in, come in!!" He sounds like Stan but a bit more deep, but who in South Park doesn't sounds like Stan?? "Who are you?" I asked "Mike Gainor" "Well bye Mike.. It was nice to meet you, but I'm heading over to see Stan ok?" He didn't payed attention to me, he was busy covering all the windows closing all the doors, and checking for something.

 Before I could know Mike grabbed my hand and dragged me all across the stairs into Stan's room, Wow this kid seems tense, "Hey you know I know where Stan's room is? I can perfectly walk alone thank you" He didn't responded he was just blocking the windows, "Hey!?" I said so he could get his head out of the clouds, he walked towards towards me, we were like, REALLY CLOSE, THIS KID IS CRAZY, I'M OUTTA HERE!! I sprinted right to the door until he grabbed my hand, then he pulled me like a rope, his hands were on my shoulders.

 He looked left and right a afraid then he calmed down and said "Chill dude, don't worry, I'm Stan!" He removed his band-aid so I could recognize him, "WTF DUDE?!" I yelled, he covered my mouth with his hand, I licked it so he could get it off me "Eww dude, why did you did that!!?? Ugh I didn't have my gloves on" "Sorry but you are being really annoying, What happened? Is it about Stan 2? You are being too over-dramatic" he looked at me with a «look who's talking» expression "Well we're going to make a research or what?" He said, "alright" I made my way into his computer, and searched on Twitter, "Search «Stan Marsh» " Stan said sitting in the same seat as me, I searched it and wow... there was TONS of Stans, "Holy Shit dude!!" I said, and looked back at Stan who was not so surprised, "Hey... do you think that  if there are lots of Stans wouldn't be there Kyles too??" I asked, "dude, let's find out" I tapped in «Kyle Broflovski» and whoa...