-My Shitpost- // South Park //

(not) Romeo and Juliet x Bunny AU

Alright, I'm bored again, lets keep writing...

I know it's a pretty used story by tons of ppl, but I have my reasons, first It's hella romantic and cute, second I'm forced to read that story (I haven't started yet), and third it fucking FITS PERFECTLY WITH THIS SHIP!!

Haven't you guys noticed how Juliet is locked in her room (I don't think so, I think I'm saying everything wrong because I don't know two shits about this book sorry), Even if it doesn't go like that lets just say, Butters is a beautiful boy trapped in his room FOREVER, and has a handsome boy visiting him daily at nights, Butter's parents don't allow their good boy Butters to meet him because he's a bad influence (and poor).

????'s pov

I was with my friends walking by the village, talking shit as always, I was barely listening, I tend to zone out a lot for some reason, my friends didn't cared, they don't talk to me that much because they are always into something that doesn't involves me, most of time it's about my ""friend"" Cartman fighting Kyle, and Stan deffending Kyle and agreeing with everything that comes out of his little mouth, I think those guys are gay for eachother, I wish, nothing against them, I'm pansexual myself.

"KINNY, ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING????" the fat guy named Cartman said

"Yeah, Kenny wtf" said the noirette

"Sorry guys, what did you say?" I asked through my parka

"Well this dumbass says that tower over there has funny woman so ugly that doesn't get out of her house because she's afraid of killing everyone of with her ugly face!!" said the redhead

"Aye!! it's true, it's true!! the fucking jew it's just jealous I got to say something smart before he could!!"

"It's NOT EVEN POSSIBLE FATASS, THERE ISN'T A SINGLE LEGEND ABOUT THAT STUPID TOWER!"

"Wow Kyle chill, Kenny we were asking for your opinion" said Stan grabbing Kyle to stop him from killing Cartman

"Well I think the only weird thing about that house is that no one has seen the people who live there" I said

"Yeah that's a bit weird" Stan said

"Hey I have an idea, let's have someone climb up there and see what the fuck is in there" (Cartman)

"Oh yeah but who....?" (Kyle)

We started looking at eachother and as quick as we could we said

"NOT ME!!!" (everyone)

"Kenny you were last go do it" (Stan)

"Ugh why always has to be me guys?!?!?!" (Kenny)

"Because you were last and you're are also poor, so go do it, or... Are you scared of the woman??" (Cartman) 

"Shut the fuck up fatass!!" (Kyle)

"I'm not fat I'M BIG BONED!! (Eric)

"Just do it Kenny and proof Cartman wrong so we could get this over already, don't be a pussy" (Stan)

"Ok, but you guys owe me something each" (Kenny)

3rd Person POV.

Kenny climbed up the tower using the vines that covered it, the tower was freakin' tall, when Kenny finally reached the top, saw a really colorful and childish room, it had lots of toys and stuff to play with, in the desk there was a plate of food, Kenny though this was really old but when he touched the food it was still warm, weird, then he checked the closet, it had tons of nice clothes, the size of them seems like it belonged to someone his age, maybe a bit smaller, he checked the bed, it had a weird bult, Kenny shaked it and resulted that there was a kid sleeping, before Kenny could scan him, he woke up and started screaming.