-My Shitpost- // South Park //

Fanfic Ideas 1# || Style ||

Heya, I'm basically bored, and I want to upload more content but I'm too lazy to draw, it's summer and my fucking damn private school only gave me 2 weeks of vacations so I want to enjoy every single thing.

I wanted to upload the drawing I did for Cartman's Birthday but it's not gay and everyone hates Cartman.

So I am uploading fanfic ideas because I've read tons of fics and I am pretty pissed at most of fics that have the same plot, the fanfics are good, but who doesn't get bored of the same plot??

I'm not saying my ideas are good, it's just fitting my likings...

You're free to use them! I'd love to read them, I'm always hungry for content.

Well let's get started:

-Style-

wowowowowoww
I have a lot of ideas but I will just say something basic, most of fics are about Kyle loving Stan, but Stan is fucking obsessed with his awful girlfriend as the main conflict.

Let's change that, instead of Kyle being the one making the first step Let's have Stan, and don't involve Wendy please she's had enough.

As the main conflict what about Kyle trying to get a girlfriend, and not noticing Stan's romantic actions, Kyle in the show always has a crush who ends up badly for him, like Nichole, Rebecca, Leslie, Heidi... He is prone to having bad ending crushes.

At a point he gets very stressed and questions himself if someone will ever love him, and gets really sad, and that is when Stan hopps in trying to cheer him up, but doesn't work, then he gets the idea of making up a secret admirer for Kyle, putting love notes and a different flower on Kyle's locker daily. (Extra points if every flower is different and has meanings describing Kyle).

Kyle at reading the notes gets really really happy, and wonders who the admirer is. At day 30 Stan decides to make Kyle to meet his "secret admirer" at Stark's Pond, but plot twist!! Stan never shows up because of his insecurity, nervousness and anxiety, Stan is a really insecure and shy person. Kyle waits for him/her all day, spends hours waiting but nothing, then he thought that it was all a joke, and cries to himself (add rain to make it more dramatic).

Stan also regrets a whole lot for not coming, he wishes to not be so fucking shy, and cries in his room, hoping Kyle will forgive him, then he thought about Kyle being all sad and... Stanley ran out of the house, with an umbrella, it was at night, he got to Stark's Pond and found out a wet, disappointed and heartbroken Kyle, he was crying under the rain, Stan put the umbrella above Kyle which grabbed his attention, Stan calmed Kyle and started talking about how love's a bitch and Stan accidentally confesses to Kyle, and Kyle jumped into Stan, making them fall to the wet bridge, Kyle kissing Stan, and Stan happily kissing back. "K-Kyle... D-Do you li-like m-me?"
"No Stan... I LOVE YOU!!" and they kissed again more passionately

Extra: Days later, Stan told Kyle he was his secret admirer, and Kyle said:
"You're lucky I love you or else I will have killed you"

-The END-