Peffron: A Love Story

Shameless Flirting!

AN: This chapter is going to be mainly texting. But don't worry, it shall be amazing.

So, I was texting OF and we were having a cheesy pick-up line contest and then I had the brilliant idea of including it in here!

My texts will be in bold lettering, her's will be fine. Okay, I'm pretty sure that's it... Enjoy!

It all started with a simple text message.

I sent OF a picture, to which she responded with "I'm jelly."

I said "I'm peanut butter.

WE WERE MEANT TO BE!"

And then she got the idea to start a cheesy pick-up line contest. And thus began the beautiful new part of this story.

She started first, and we took turns.

"I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bed rock! XD"

"Your bathwater's so fine, I could drink it."

"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants!"

"Do you have a map? Because damn, I keep getting lost in your eyes."

"What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper."

"Does it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because your face is messed up."

"You must be the cause of global warming, because you are hot."

"Kids are the best. (Supernatural reference XDD)"

"That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?"

"Nice skirt. What's the drop rate? (insert Kirito picture here)"

"The body is made up of 90 percent water and I'm thirsty."

"Is it getting humid in here or is it just you? (hehe inside joke :3)"

"Excuse me, but I'm new in town. Can I have directions to your place?"

"If I could shape-shift, I would turn into a dog so I could lick your face. (Don't ask O-O)."

"Are you an overdue book? Because you got FINE written all over you."

"Are you a model? Because wow, you're hot... (this is a very realistic example of something I'd say to someone I'm flirting with. And this is why I'm single)."

And then we kind of ended it there. But I just had a flirting session with my ex hermit crab lover?! Gasp!

But I knew it was just a one text stand.

Peffron is officially over me.

AN:

Aww what a tragic ending :(. Poor me. But yeah, that was a legitimate conversation we had. Everything written here is true. And when my texts had parenthesis, those were part of the text, I just added notes.

Because I can.

Freedom.

Eagles.

Cheeseburgers. (Cheeseburgers haha).

'Murica.

Also, who won? Comment below! (I think I clearly won, but I'll leave the decision to you guys).