Haha totally just kidding about that getting blown up part.
Well not really...
You see, our school was blown up. I don't know why, but I managed to survive. It must be the fact that I'm half alien.
That was such a casual sentence. Okay, I'm sorry I'm just extremely hyper right now. Initiate self-calming.
Calming completed.
But yeah, I managed to survive for reasons unknown to me. As I looked around at the destruction, I held back a giggle at the carnage.
And then I hear something.
I turn, and see some motion, and as I strain my hearing, I pick up these words.
"No more fucking iReady test," someone whispers joyously to themselves.
I look closer and realize it's Bob.
"BOB!!!!!" I yell with a million exclamation points for extra effect.
"SOUL!" She yells back.
"BLACK STAR!"
"SOUL!"
We then run to each other in slow motion.
"WHAT KIND OF PELVIC SORCERY IS THIS?!" I hear to my right.
I turn my head and realize that it's just TF. I sigh. She really liked that movie, didn't she?
As she approaches, I say, "Wow, so we all survived huh?"
"..." Someone says.
"Who was that?" I ask, and immediately realize I already know the answer.
"Hey guys," YAF says.
"Hey,' Bob and TF say at the same time.
Instead I say, "Bruh."
It's kind of my response to everything. Losing my wallet. Bruh. Cleaning my room. Bruh. Eating dinner. Bruh. A bomb going off and blowing up the whole school except miraculously some of my friends survived. Bruh. Your home planet destroyed by your sworn enemy the Sahdkahxkjhkh tribe. Bruh.
"What?" She asks.
"Bruh."
She just accepts it finally and says, "Bruh."
I nod my approval.
Then out of the corner of my eye I spot more motion. I look towards it and realize it's Satin.
"I'm a sneaky little snake," He says.
We all nod. There's really no point in saying anything else.
"Wait," I start as I realize something. "Where's OF?"
AN: YES!
I have updated. Are you all proud of me even though this was an utterly terrible chapter? At least it's an update, right? RIGHT? TELL ME I'M PRETTY *sobs*
Woah. That escalated quickly.
Well I hope you guys liked the fact that I totally said I was done and then... plot twist here's another update! But yeah, bye now.
Bruh.
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