Peffron: A Love Story

Yay, New People!

AN: This one is going to be boring. Hang in there though, it's important. And I love how I blew my school up and I still haven't explained why because I keep getting distracted. It's very beautiful. 

I start to worry as I scan the ruins that were once our majestic covered court. By majestic I mean covered in bird shit and crude drawings of male reproductive organs. (The male reproductive organs look slightly like headphones though). 

Lots of dead bodies, but no OF. I look down towards the ground, and see TF's body. I really hope whoever shot her is gone... I look around the court one more time, and with a sinking feeling in my chest I realize that OF has probably gone to a better place. A heaven filled with other people that also have cheating hermit crab alter egoes. I start to tear up. What a beautiful thought. 

But then, I see something. And off into the distance, I spot three blobs. I run towards the blobs, my excitement gradually increasing. 

And then I get close enough to see them. As I recognize who they are, I cringe. Ugh, it's them. The STD's, as we call them, are the douche bags of the school. 

"Why did you guys survive? Why couldn't you just have died like everyone else?" I shout at them. 

In response to my silent prayer that they all drop dead, three gunshots sound out. And then one by one, the STD's fall down. 

"YAY THEY'RE DEAD!" I yell.

What a weird coincidink that everyone I want dead happens to mysteriously die. Oh well, I probably shouldn't read into it too much. I'm sure it's perfectly normal. 

And then I hear a voice that sounds very familiar. 

"ERMERGHERD. CREWN THE ERMPER"

Is that who I think it is? A NEW CHARACTER? What?! That's right people. New. Character. Time.

And now for the ritual of naming her. 

Oh crap I have absolutely no idea. 

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. She can be nameless for now. But only for now, until my creative juices are flowing more. 

Oh wait! Joses Crust is her name. You can call her Joses for short.

Wait. Who is that standing besides her? ANOTHER NEW CHARACTER?! WHAT.

Okay, I already have her name figured out. Her name is almost as fabulous as me. Drumroll please. Her name is.... Dipshit! 

And now, for the ending all of you guys have been looking for... the most important character (supposedly). Because, standing next to them is... OF. 

AN: Yay new people and OF is alive! But you guys need to comment name ideas. Well unless I come up for one myself. But I'm lazy so that's not very likely. 

This part is dedicated to TheAngelOfMusic27 for being awesome.

Mkay bye now I have nothing important to say.