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Meanwhile, in a universe where everyones favorite lil shits are bros

This is for vVoalover3330 , who gave me the idea to write this fic, in which Komaeda and Ouma are brothers. Oh boy. Also a tiny bit of Komahina because that is my drug.

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Hajime found it strange how everytime Nagito had to stop at RocketPunch every time they walked home. He found it stranger he always brought the same item. Grape Panta. Hajime knew personally Nagito's favorite soda was Dr Hopper, since he disliked fruit flavored sodas because the male claimed 'they were too sweet'.

This time, they were heading over to Nagito's house to do a project. And Hajime finally got the courage to comment on the purple flavored drink.

"I personally think the orange Pantas are better..." He commented after they left the store. Nagito's (drinking game, take a shot every time the author uses 'Nagito's') head turned to him, eyes filled with confusion, then understanding.

"Oh no." The fluffy haired teen responded. "I would certainly take your opinion if this were for me. This is a normal task I do. Plus, I wouldn't waste money on myself..." Hajime ignored Nagito's self deprecating comment.

"A task? For who?" He questioned.

"Ah, I've been asked not to tell... You'll be in danger if I do, Hajime." Even though that was a threat, Nagito's voice sounded calm and reassuring. But perhaps that's how the male always sounded.

"But I have a feeling you'll know soon." Nagito gave a small smirk.

Timeskip to Nagito's house because I start school tomorrow and it's 1:30 in the morning

The two finally arrived at Nagito's house, walking up the driveway. Just before Nagito's  (SEVENTH TIME) hand touched the door knob, it flew open.

"WELCOME HOME BIG BRO- oh and his boyfriend of course." A short boy with an almost entirely white outfit was standing in the doorway. He had unusually dark purple hair with lighter purple highlights at the ends. Two curious bright violet eyes observed Hajime, who had jumped back a bit when the door flew open. Nagito however, looked completely calm. The boy had called him big bro, so perhaps this was normal.

"Ah Kokichi, there's a misunderstanding.. Hajime would never be my-" Nagito tried to explain, but he was cut off by this Kokichi.

"WAAAAAAHHH! I T-THOUGHT WE AGREEED, *sob* BROS BEFORE HOES NAGITO! BROS..! BEFORE..*sob* HOES!" tears streamed down the boy's face, but where immediately gone.

"Though I'm honestly surprised anyone would date trash like you." The boy finally finished. Hajime was confused. How was the boy able to change emotions just like that? It reminded him of a certain pigtailed girl...

"As I was saying, Hajime has n-nothing to do with me romantically..." Nagito said, though it was odd for Hajime to hear him stutter.

Kokichi gave an evil smirk.

"Oh? Is that so? Or is this the boy who's name you were calling out last night??!" Nagito turned a bright red.

"Hajime, this is Kokichi, my slightly younger brother. He's... a liar... sometimes..." Nagito chucked. Kokichi let out a grumble.

"Rat... And I'm definitely older than you trashbag! Anyway, you have the Panta, right? It would be sad if I had to kill you right here..." Kokichi gave another evil smirk.

"K-Kill..?!" Hajime stuttered. Was Nagito's brother really that extreme? But then again, he did seem like quite a liar...

"Yeah, kill. My evil organization will take care of him. It has over 10,000 members! Of course, every member gets all the food, beverages, and sex they want..." The smaller boy's voice deepened. Hajime's eyes widened. Nagito quickly interrupted before Kokichi could confuse Hajime even more.

"Anyway, me and Hajime have a project to do. So why don't you take this," Nagito forcefully shoved the Panta bottle in Kokichi's hands. "And meet up with your secret organization?" Before Kokichi could complain, Nagito dragged Hajime into the house, pushing Kokichi out and closing the door. He pushed his back against the door, obviously expecting impact, but none came. Hajime peaked out the window to see Kokichi had gone.

"Um.. H-he's gone..." He awkwardly told him. Nagito let out a sigh and took his back off the door.

"I must have been lucky. He usually pounds on the door or lock picks it..." He explained, but that seemed to. Are their situation even more confusing.

"I didn't know you had a brother..."

"He's.... interesting...."

And end! I'll probably honestly do more on this AU because I love it X3

Hope you enjoyed!