space rangers
18:53
mullet: seven
lanceylance: five
pidge: eighty three
hank: six hundred and four
mullet: six hundred sixty six
spacedady: keith no
mullet: keith yes
carrot: is this a game that you earthlings tend to do?
pidgeon: no
carrot: what is it then?
hank: we really don't know
19:02
mullet: hey guys,
mullet: im, really sad
spacedady: whats up, keith?
pidgeon: here we go again
hank: do you need a hug buddy?
lanceylance: oh me too lmao
allura: why is that, keith?
pidgeon: stop bothering me with your gay crush you homo
mullet: excUsE m E?!
pidgeon: did i say that out loud?
pidgeon: whoops
lanceylance: wAIT
lanceylance: ARE YOU TELLING ME
lanceylance: THAT THE MOODY AND EDGY AND EMO KEITH
lanceylance: MR 'IM SO COOL I DONT HAVE EMOTIONS' KEITH
mullet: please don't
lanceylance: hA S FEELINGS
lanceylance: FOR ANOTHER PERSON
lanceylance: I DIDNT KNOW THAT COULD HAPPEN
mullet: please shut up
mullet: and shiro get the fuck away from my door
spacedady: first, language.
spacedady: secondly, keith, we have to talk about this.
lanceylance: A H AH ANAH
mullet: no
mullet: go away you hoe
spacedady: fine :(
hank: you made space dad sad, keith
mullet: big whoop
lanceylance: waitwaiwait
lanceylance: keith tell me who it is
allura: what does gay mean?
hank: it's when two people of the same gender love each other
pidgeon: so if a girl loves another girl
spacedady: or a boy loves a boy
allura: wouldn't it just be called love? how is that different from a man liking a woman?
mullet: earth problems
mullet: don't think about it too hard
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space rangers | voltron texts |
De Todomullet: who tf drew a dick on my jacket hank: lance spacedady: lance carrot: it was lance. pudding: lance lanceylance: lance allura: lance (takes place during seasons 1+2 because the other seasons wouldn't make sense in this book and i like keith be...
