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mctree has added hank and cpu to 'Unnamed Group Chat'
mctree has named 'Unnamed Group Chat' to 'cereal killers'

2:41

mctree: hey hey guys

cpu: hello lance, what are you doing up so late?

mctree: i could ask you the same question shiro

mctree: but i uh have a problem

hank: you didnt get the mice stuck in a healing pod again, right??

mctree: i have no idea what youre talking abotu

cpu: anyways, what seems to be troubling you, lance?

mctree: well uh
mctree: troubling scenarios with the aspect of the male gender

hank: so,, boy troubles??

cpu: i had no idea you liked boys, lance.

mctree: oh yeah haha
mctree: im uh actually bi

hank: bro!! we need to have a celebration!!

cpu: yes, indeed. i agree with hunk.

mctree: nO

mctree: i mean uh
mctree: i appreciate the idea n all, but im just starting to figure this all out n i dont want anyone else to know yet
mctree: ill tell them when im comfortable thpugh, of course

hank: bro!!
hank: im so happy you trusted me and shiro enough to come to us about this!!

cpu: yes, what hunk said.
cpu: not that i mind, but what made you comfortable enough to share it with me and hunk??

mctree: i mean, hunks been mybest bud since forever

mctree: n shiro, youre gay, so youd know more abput what im going through than myslef

hank: ah, logic

hank: but whos the lucky guy, huh??

mctree: uh

mctree: cn yall promise not to say anything, though??

hank: ofc, bro

cpu: is it keith?

mctree: HFGJAD

mctree: WHAHT

cpu: oh, im sorry, is it not keith? i thought it would be. my apologies.

mctree: NO NO

mctree: YOURE RIGHGT

mctree: JUST HOW DID YIY KNOW

cpu: oh, well its very obvious. between the way you both look at each other and how you act, i can tell when my brother likes someone and visaversa.

mctree: YOU

mctree: IA WHAT

mctree: am i being that obvious??

cpu: oh, no, of course not. keith is the most oblivious person i know, theres no way he would figure it out unless you told him directly.

mctree: OH THAJN GODONESS

hank: dont worry, bro, were here for you :)

mctree: tha ks you guys

cpu: so, tell me a bit more about that crush you have on my brother, eh?

mctree: SDHJS
mctree: well, i mean i kinda started liking him after i got to knwo him more?? like with how adorable n sweet he could be, and how cute it is when he doesnt get a joke immediately n hes trying to figure it out. his hair is super fluffy n nice looking all the time n i just wanna run my fingers trhough his hair, n his eyes?? poof, im gay. theyre so pretty n soothing and just a really nice colour and i can feel every negative emotion in my body just drain right then an d there when i look into them. his admiration and soft spot for animals n such is so cute/?? and when hes going on n on about a conspirecyy theoruy n i can just see the passion in his eyes and how much he loves talking about it, or when he sings in the shower without realizin g it and i can hear him through my walls, or his personality n fighting spirit and energy even though hes like the smallest on the team besides pidge, and holy god do i like this boy woah
mctree: SHIT SHOT SORRY SHIRO THAT PROBALY SOUNDED SUPER CREEPY BC ITS ABOT YOUR BRITHER SFHDBN SORRY

cpu: :)

mctree: WHATF DOES THTA MEAN
mctree: HiNK BDDY WHERE ARE OU

team punk!i!
3:01

hank: pay up bitch

pidgeon: fuckin hell

[hi yes sorr its short i wrote it in like 10 minutes?? but hEY 12 more days till yall can finally bury me??

+sorry about all the spellung mistakes n such, i didnt feel like changing them cause im a lazy piece of shit]