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9:30

mullet: who tf drew a dick on my jacket

hank: lance

spacedady: lance

carrot: it was lance.

pudding: lance

lanceylance: lance

allura: lance

mullet: lance i'm taking your jacket

mullet: don't even ask for it back

lanceylance: wtf why

pudding: you drew on his jacket, idiot

hank: now he can't wear it

lanceylance: why can't he wear it?

mullet: cause it has a fucking dick on it

lanceylance: so?

spacedady: just give him your jacket lance

allura: or at least until you clean his jacket

lanceylance: ugh

lanceylance: fine

mullet: goodie

lanceylance: but only cause the princess said so

hank: when are we having breakfast

carrot: im fixing the goo machine

allura: by the time it's fixed it'll be lunch

lanceylance: seriously

mullet: cool

mullet: that gives me more time to train

hank: w ha t

hank: but breakfast is the most important meal of the day!!

pudding: so is every meal

spacedady: we'll try to hurry up the process as much as we can, but for now, spend your time doing something productive

lanceylance: like what?

lanceylance: there's literally nothing to do

pudding: you can train

lanceylance: but keith was going to train

hank: so?

lanceylance: i don't wanna train with him!!

allura: how come?

spacedady: you need to give him your jacket anyways

lanceylance: can't he just come pick it up?

mullet: no

lanceylance: fine, but you owe me one

mullet: you're the one who ruined my clothes

lanceylance: it's not ruined!

mullet: then why don't you fix it already?

lanceylance: i have better things to do then fix your crop top

pudding: and what may that be?

11:56

allura: the machine is fixed

carrot: you can come and eat now

hank: about time

pudding: i'll be there in a second

12:08

pudding: lance

hank: keith

spacedady: lunch is waiting for you two

allura: you better hurry, hunk and pidge look very hungry

spacedady: i think they're too busy training

pudding: just training?

pudding: or something else?

hank: pidge i will hit you

carrot: they'll come when their done training

allura: i hope

14:34

lanceylance. piDGE WHAT THE FUCK

mullet: r un


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