space rangers
9:30
mullet: who tf drew a dick on my jacket
hank: lance
spacedady: lance
carrot: it was lance.
pudding: lance
lanceylance: lance
allura: lance
mullet: lance i'm taking your jacket
mullet: don't even ask for it back
lanceylance: wtf why
pudding: you drew on his jacket, idiot
hank: now he can't wear it
lanceylance: why can't he wear it?
mullet: cause it has a fucking dick on it
lanceylance: so?
spacedady: just give him your jacket lance
allura: or at least until you clean his jacket
lanceylance: ugh
lanceylance: fine
mullet: goodie
lanceylance: but only cause the princess said so
hank: when are we having breakfast
carrot: im fixing the goo machine
allura: by the time it's fixed it'll be lunch
lanceylance: seriously
mullet: cool
mullet: that gives me more time to train
hank: w ha t
hank: but breakfast is the most important meal of the day!!
pudding: so is every meal
spacedady: we'll try to hurry up the process as much as we can, but for now, spend your time doing something productive
lanceylance: like what?
lanceylance: there's literally nothing to do
pudding: you can train
lanceylance: but keith was going to train
hank: so?
lanceylance: i don't wanna train with him!!
allura: how come?
spacedady: you need to give him your jacket anyways
lanceylance: can't he just come pick it up?
mullet: no
lanceylance: fine, but you owe me one
mullet: you're the one who ruined my clothes
lanceylance: it's not ruined!
mullet: then why don't you fix it already?
lanceylance: i have better things to do then fix your crop top
pudding: and what may that be?
11:56
allura: the machine is fixed
carrot: you can come and eat now
hank: about time
pudding: i'll be there in a second
12:08
pudding: lance
hank: keith
spacedady: lunch is waiting for you two
allura: you better hurry, hunk and pidge look very hungry
spacedady: i think they're too busy training
pudding: just training?
pudding: or something else?
hank: pidge i will hit you
carrot: they'll come when their done training
allura: i hope
14:34
lanceylance. piDGE WHAT THE FUCK
mullet: r un
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[ok but can we talk about season six-]
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Aléatoiremullet: who tf drew a dick on my jacket hank: lance spacedady: lance carrot: it was lance. pudding: lance lanceylance: lance allura: lance (takes place during seasons 1+2 because the other seasons wouldn't make sense in this book and i like keith be...