space rangers
10:53
lanceylance: i can jump higher than a tree
pidgeon: umm no you can't
mullet: what? how?
lanceylance: trees can't jump
hank: oh my god
mullet: i am the lorax, i speak for the trees
mullet: the trees say fuck you
lanceylance: excuse you i am a tree
pidgeon: sure
mullet: im a slut for trees
pidgeon: elaborate
lanceylance: im a tree
pidgeon: oh fuck
allura: oh fuck
carrot: oh fuck
spacedady: oh fuck
hank: oh fuck
mullet: oh fuck
lanceylance: oh fuck
pidgeon changed lanceylance's name to mctree
mctree: saw that coming
11:28
mctree changed mullet's name to crystalpepsi
crystalpepsi: what the fuck is my name
mctree: don't hate on it
pidgeon: well fuck
spacedady: language
mctree changed spacedady's name to cpu
mctree changed crystalpepsi's name to dork
mctree: lura and pidge need new names too
mctree: any ideas
dork: nope
pidgeon: uuh,, no
mctree: pidge let me play the video game we bought together
pidgeon: you can use it
pidgeon: im doing work though so like yeah
dork: i'll play with you
mctree: sick dude
mctree: meet me at my room bro
dork: mkay
mctree: wE mAkE iT a tWo plAyEr gAmE
cpu: what
hank: lance is was a theater nerd at some point back on earth
hank: he's quoting one of the more known shows
dork: aWw he's a theater nerd??!
dork: that's so adorable
pidgeon: wHAG
cpu: wow ok way to get straight to the point
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