space rangers
10:34
lanceylance: if i had to be an element i'd be fire
lanceylance: wait no
mullet: wrong element idiot
allura: afternoon paladins
mullet: hey allura
lanceylance: what're we doing today? saving any beautiful ladies from danger?
allura: actually, shiro and i have planned for us to visit another space mall today
mullet: cool
lanceylance: oo
hank: fiNALLY
allura: it's a different one this time, a bit closer to your home planet earth, may i add.
pidgeon: ok that's cool and all but can we actually have money this time
carrot: yes, of course! please come to the kitchen for an early lunch and your money.
spacedady: im coming
mullet: aren't we all
12:04
allura: how is everyone enjoying their day?
pidgeon: FAN FUCKING TASTIC
spacedady: language
pidgeon: I GOT THE TECH IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR
hank: the days been great!! i got food!!
pidgeon: wow shocker
lanceylance: *sent attachment*
lanceylance: they have slurpees
mullet: actually they're called slurries
lanceylance: same difference
carrot: why are your mouths purple??
lanceylance: you can get different flavors and colours
allura: what colours did you each get?
lanceylance: i got blue!!
mullet: red
hank: but then why are both of your mouths purple??
mullet: we shared
pidgeon: with your mouths??
lanceylance: with our straws?
mullet: tf why did you put a question mark
lanceylance: i don't know?? i don't do good under pressure??
mullet: whAT PRESSURE
spacedady: lol allura and i just walked past lance and keith and they're angrily typing on their phones
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space rangers | voltron texts |
Aléatoiremullet: who tf drew a dick on my jacket hank: lance spacedady: lance carrot: it was lance. pudding: lance lanceylance: lance allura: lance (takes place during seasons 1+2 because the other seasons wouldn't make sense in this book and i like keith be...
