Deadly Shenanigans

⇃introduction⇂

Note: This is NOT a fanfiction for the Seven Deadly Sins anime.

This story is based off of the 7 deadly sins if they were people. Basically they're royalty as the 7 heavenly virtues but they get bored of being perfect, etc and decide to change to the 7 deadly sins. The virtues aren't the classical ones, and there was a reason for this but I forgot what it is. It's in part because we wanted to avoid sexual stuff and we removed Lust from the list and tweaked from there. So now it's:

Sloth/Diligence, Greed/Charity, Gluttony/Abstinence, Chastity/Vanity, Honesty/Deception, Kindness and Patience.

This story is not meant to be taken SUPER seriously because it's the result of 5 friends messing around on Google Docs. It's supposed to be silly and lighthearted. There aren't really any trigger warnings for this story except swearing and love for cows, so mostly anybody can read it. So yeah, thats pretty much it. WOOP

Note #2: You'll see a lot of J names, but they are all referring to Joseph, who the characters call anything BUT Joseph to tease him lol