Superfamily Story!!!!

Well, This Couldn't Last

They all had one or two drinks on them, except Tony, who had Peter snuggled into his chest, and Steve, who couldn't get drunk. It was late after all.

'What do you mean, he who shall be worthy shall lift thy hammer. No way man, it's a trick.'

Thor laughed at Barton, the idiot, 'Well please, be my guest.'

Rhodes already knew that this was going to be a sight. 'Oh this is gonna be beautiful.'
Tony smirked at the chance and took it. 'Clint, you've had a tough week, we won't hold it against you if you can't get it up.' Stark looked at Peter who the joke flew over his head. A small sigh came from Tony at that.

Clint Barton just gave Tony a look, 'You know I've seen this before, right?' He then started yanking on the hammer, but it wouldn't budge, not a bit, 'I still don't know how you do it.'

Tony just smiled, 'Smell the silent judgment?'

Clint had had enough of him being the joke and decided to switch gears, 'Please, Stark, by all means.' Tony leaned Peter against Steve and got up with pride filling his head.

That was met with a chorus of 'Oh, here we go.', 'Okay.', 'Uh-oh.', 'Um-hmm.'

Tony just grinned at them, 'Never one to shrink from an honest challenge.'

Tony talking down to Clint and Thor said 'It's physics.' Before grasping it's handle. 'Right, so, if I lift it, I then rule Asgard?'

Thor's smile was so devious, knowing what was going to happen, 'Yes, of course.'

'I will be re-instituting Prima Nocta.' He then tries to lift it but it wouldn't budge, just like Clint, 'I'll be right back.' He quickly summoned one suit arm but that failed too. He then called over Rhodey who got one of his War machine arms, and they both started pulling.

Rhodey was not having his dignity taken away by Stark, 'Are you even pulling?'
Tony looked so offended, 'Are you on my team?'
'Just represent! Pull!'

'Banner.' Teases Thor, who has tangoed with his hulk form once or twice before and knew he couldn't lift it.

Bruce tried and failed and played a tiny prank on the team by pretending to try to become the hulk. Everyone tensed except Natasha and Peter, who just laughed.

Next up was Steve.

Peter and Tony cheered him on, 'Go Pops.' 'Let's go, Steve, no pressure.'

Steve wrapped his hands around the handle and gave it a great big pull, and IT BUDGED, Thor was internally screaming, but on the outside he just said, 'Nothing.'

Bruce asked the last member of the team left, 'Widow?'
But Natasha just shook it off. 'Oh, no no. That's not a question I need answered.'

Steve then tapped Peter, 'wanna go fella.'

Peter nodded and he got lots of support from his family. Peter, being quite short for his age, had to stand on the table to be taller than the hammer. Seeing how strong everyone else was Peter really gave it a hard tug. What Peter didn't expect was that the hammer was much lighter than he anticipated. He yanked and it lifted with ease, causing Peter to stumble back and let go of the hammer. The tool flew across the room and nearly hit Natasha in the skull before Thor summoned it back to him.

'Yes my child is worthy!' Beamed Tony, lifted Peter up in his arms and holding him like Simba from Lion King. 'Praise your new king Thor.'

Thor didn't know what to do. He quickly grabbed the child out of Tony's hands and sat he down on the couch, leaned over him and asked 'how?'