(Am doin another thing but this time with kyle and hopefully not as. Eh.)
The demon hunter couple quickly finished off the group of demons before finding what they were protecting a small child barely even 2 months old sat in a cradle calmly staring at them even after the murder of his parents. The husband looked at the child the bodies then his wife and back again "Well shit. We just made him an orphan. Might as well end it now." He lifts his gun to shoot the young demon but his wife stops him halfway through. "Nooooo maybe we can raise him right and teach him not to kill people! We could send them to a catholic school and stuff!" She smiled happily at her husband who did not smile nor did he look happy. "I doubt just sending a demon to a catholic school solves everything he's still a demon sinning is practically in his blood i doubt you can solve this that easily." His wife pouted at him picking up the baby who was still actually very calm.
"Can we please keep him? I wanted kids anyways this is perfect!"She gives him her best pouty face she can manage and after a few minutes he groans and soon after they're all driving home a new demon son a grumpy dad and a happy new mom.
~Time skip to like three years later~
Today was the birthday of the demon child they found has just turned 3 after a long drive home that first day they had decided on naming him Kyle. Kyles mother was very excited as she walked up to him "Kyle you're going to have a baby brother! Are you excited?" Kyle looked her straight in the eyes and in just a flat monotone voice said "Oh no a twink." And continued coloring in a coloring book he had received earlier as his mom looked at him shocked since those were his first words. She looked to her husband who looked just as surprised "Did you.....?" He shook his head no and just looks at her like do you see what you've brought into our home?
(Also Christian if you find this hecc you. you too Holand.)
