𝐋𝐎𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐍 ➥ 𝐙𝐄𝐑𝐑𝐈𝐄

the plan

A/N: i wasn't planning on updating today buttttt THIS BOOK HIT FUCKING 2K+ READS?!?! HOW CRAZY IS THAT???? It's a lot!! Thank you!!!

"Well, what is it?" Perrie asked. Cher nodded in reply. This plan was going easier than I thought it would go.

"In a week from now is the last month before school. Zayn is going to ask Gigi on a date, again," I rolled my eyes to make sure I was on their team, "they're going to go to this fancy restaurant and rent the whole place out. You're gonna steal the show and tell them off. Sound like a plan?" Cher smirked. I winked at her.

"That sounds so boring..." Perrie groaned.

"You can do whatever you want with them. Spill water all over them. Put their food on their heads. Ruin Gigi's 'expensive dresses' and so much more Pez. Do whatever it's in that wild imagination of yours." Cher nudged Perrie.

"Is it a deal? I'm not offering this forever. It's a once in a lifetime opportunity." I stuck out my hand and instead she ran to hug me.

"Thanks." Perrie mumbled before pulling away.

"Anytime. I'm gonna stay with you guys, because you know, the mob outside trying to get inside." I chuckled a little.

"No problem." Cher said through gritted teeth. She didn't buy the plan. No, "Perrie go get some rest. I'm gonna have a chat with Liam."

"Sure, Whatever. Just if you suck faces, don't let me see it." Perrie laughed before closing her bedroom door shut.

"Okay Mr Payne. What's the real plan?" Cher rolled her eyes.

"That's the real plan." I lied, "I have no idea what you're talking about Cher."

"Oh come on! Please, like your going to destroy your best lad's reputation for Perrie. Save me some sympathy for later." Cher crossed her arms.

"I would for you." I mumbled but she caught me off guard and kissed me. Holy shit.

"Ready to tell me yet?" Cher wiped her lips.

"That was normal for you? You aren't starstruck or anything? Because I surely am."

"Wow you want to talk about that? Now? So tell me lover boy what's your real plan? Or else I'll tell your girlfriend you kissed me." Cher smirked.

"That's not fucking fair Lloyd! You kissed me! And for the record I broke up with Danielle for you!" I shouted the last part a bit. Was I supposed to tell her that? No, of course not! Cher was just standing there.

"W-what?" Cher stuttered.

"I wasn't supposed to tell you that." I mumbled.

"I'm glad you did." She faintly smiled, "now Liam. Tell me what's your plan before I slap you across the face a million times." I chuckled.

"Zayn wants Perrie to be at the restaurant to apologize and stuff. The rest of it is his plan. He just wanted me to ask Perrie because he thinks I'm the only one she would listen to."

"You did a damn good job."

"You're not going to tell her, are you?"

"Debating," Cher let out a deep breath, "she's my best friend. If she got hurt by him once, it can happen again. I want her to be happy, but now, I don't think this is the right time to do this. She's going through so much. This plan can go two different ways. One, it might put her over the edge. Or it might drive Pez to forgive Zayn and they can be a happy couple."

"Thanks though."

"For what?" She asked.

"For being a good friend to her. I'm gonna go on my way. I'll hopefully see you soon." I smiled, waved and was sure to lock the front door before I left.

*

"Zayn! I really think this isn't a good idea." Jesy grumbled.

"We can only try Jes." Louis sighed.

"This might put her even more out of ease! What are you lads talking about?!" Leigh screeched.

"Use your head, you dumb pricks." Jade rolled her eyes.

"Let's hope for the best, shall we?" Niall scoffed.

"Now stop bickering you guys." I said and that seemed to shut them up.

Only for two minutes though.

"I can not believe you guys are siding with the evil prick that decided to leak all of Perrie's personal life to the devil!" Eleanor huffed.

"You were the only who decided to help the evil prick as well!" Harry shouted.

"Yeah! Against our fucking will!!" Leigh shouted back at Harry.

"Enough! That's why I'm apologizing." I said.

"What's that going to do Malik? Huh! What if she doesn't forgive you? Ever think about the negatives in any situation? No! Idiot." Jade reasoned.

"Their argument is better than ours!" Niall cried out, "I wanna be on their team now!"

"Of course dipshit! We're always better." Jesy rolled her eyes.

"Can you guys shut up? I'm trying to drive here. And you know try to keep you guys alive." Louis shrugged.

"Whatever." Liam mumbled.

*

We arrived at the restaurant and we started decorating.

"Do you think Zayn's plan is going to work?" Louis asked me while blowing up some balloons.

"Probably not. But we can only hope Perrie doesn't rip our heads off." I sighed.

"Mostly Cher. She's the feisty one." Harry rolled his eyes.

"Like she's going to rip our heads off. She'll stab us a million times, take our organs, put it in jars, throw our bodies in a river, and make sure our existences are wiped out from the Earth right even before we have the chance to say hello." Leigh-Anne scoffed as she arranged red rose petals on the floor.

"Zayn is doing nothing." I huffed as I watched Zayn sit down and massage his temples.

"He payed for all of this." Harry stated.

"Does it matter? We're doing the dirty work."

"We have until tomorrow to finish this up. I'm going to take off. Anyone need a ride?" Leigh suggested and I nodded.

"Bye lads. Bye Zayn. See you tomorrow." We waved them goodbye and headed into the taxi Leigh called.

"Zayn is a dead man." I sighed.

"No doubt about it."

*

"Cher?" I mumbled before falling out of bed, "woah!" And my face hit the ground.

"Perrie? Are you okay?" Cher laughed.

"I'm fine thanks for being so caring Cher." I rolled my eyes and we went downstairs, "so Liam left? What did you guys talk about?"

"Oh..nothing really." Cher shrugged.

"Probably didn't talk at all," I smirked, "probably spent all that time together sucking each other's faces off!"

"No! Wh-WHAT?! He, he has a girlfriend in fact I'm not interested in his over the top ego."

"Yeah right. You guys did make out." I accused.

"No! Never in a million years." Chers face became red. Like really red.

"Mhmm." I smirked, "just admit it Cher."

"It was only a little peck. It didn't mater anyway."

"Still a kiss. See at least you came clean."

"Whatever." She laughed.