Drag Queen Preferences

pranking the fans

Adore
• bun in the oven !
• aka BABY
• so many fake hints
• pretty evil to everyone tbh
• 'a lil smth smth is on its way'
• 'I'm baby'

Aja
• bitch WHOOO ???
• pretending you didn't know each other existed
• 'who the fuck is AJA? stop tweeting me about them !!'
• 'im so single rn what are y'all talking about!'

Aquaria
• filled in for one of her werq the world numbers
• did the CLASSIC aka gig
• somehow outshined Asia and Kam ?
• ppl w seats in the back had no idea lmao

Blair
• cheating oh god
• Instagram stories with A TON of specific friends
• never with each other
• 'so much happier rn uwu'
• 'you get the best of both worlds'

Kameron
• 'we have fake fan accounts'
• 'you'll never find us'
• caused p bad drama
• witch hunts over it
• never told the truth
• ppl searching/suspicious literally forever

Katya
• just very suspicious
• did they kill someone? did they join a cult?
• hard to tell
• nonetheless just ?weird?
• speaking in such a peculiar way
• 'so glad to have found the light within such a dramatic change in our lives'
• 'very happy to have done what we did'

Miz Cracker
• didn't know each other on the socials
• MANY were concerned about a split
• 'I haven't dated anyone seriously in three years stop harassing me'
• 'who the fuck is miss cracker ?!'

Sharon
• pretended you were both cheating
• suspicious Instagram stories with other ppl
• tweets that hinted to absolutely nothing
• 'wow glad I met this special person today ;)'
• 'ur so much better'

Trixie
• you come out on stage as her
• full face, full pads, clear plastic heels, tall hair, the FULL fantasy
• carried on the show as if you were her
• memorized the whole set and everything
• everyone was CONFUSED AS FUCK
• they were living tho let's be real
• she was so proud of you awh how soft

A/N: howdy !! Greek god by Conan gray is fucking IT I seriously feel like I'm floating when I listen to it holy crap! v sick rn and I'm majorly stressing about school ! how cute ! I srsly wish I could drop out the pressure they put on us is insane and it fucking sucks becky. Hope you're all doing well, love you!! Don't forget to vote and comment and check out the other stories (not the old ones tho they're actual messes)