A Clusterfuck of Things Going Wrong 2

FAQ

Heyo it's the author I'm gonna answer frequently asked questions that nobody asked

Are you Canadian?

Nope. I don't know anything about Justin Trudeau either, besides his name.

Why was there less Lemontree in this one?

I dunno. I just didn't have that much material for him I guess. Which is a shame, because I really like writing as him.

Why do you hate the Quagmires?

I don't, but I just thought it'd be really funny to make them all terrible people. That survived.

This one was really long and confusing. Why?
I just kept adding stuff that I found funny. This book definitely isn't good though. At least the first one was short.

Is Ivy a self-insert?
Hell no. In fact, she started as a parody of shitty self inserts who end up with the author's favorite character. But over time I decided to lay off, because I feel like Klaus needs love. It becomes a drag, being so cynical all the time.

Would you do a third one?
Probably not. But never say never, I guess. I originally wasn't even gonna do a second one, but here we are.

Is there anything you wanted to do in this series that you never got to include?
Oh my god, so much. I remember there was this one scene where Justin gets put in jail and Quigley has to bust him out riding a tiger. Lil Pump shows up at one point. It was gonna be revealed that Esme and Carmelita ended up on Dance Moms. But there's only so much you can include in a book like this, so there was a lot I had to sacrifice to make everything fit.

Are you a Kelly Clarkson fan?
Absolutely not.