Chapter 13

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by dinosaurspoon

by dinosaurspoon

"Sunny, stop gnawing on the shock blanket. That's not what it's for."

The six children and Justin sat outside the casino as police officers surrounded the area, discussing the adventure they just had.

"Even if that meant nothing, that was still pretty cool," Ivy admitted.

"You're so lucky you got to go to an Amish community," muttered Klaus, "I've been reading books about the Amish since I was 1."

(How long am I gonna drag that joke out? Forever. That's how long. - LS)

"Thank GOD you weren't there to see my siblings," said Quigley. "You and Duncan would've had it out."

"Oh yeah your friends kind of suck now," said Justin casually. Klaus looked disappointed.

"Bumpy Road," Sunny said wistfully.

"Well, the VFD that Olaf was the leader of is pretty much dead now," Justin said nonchalantly, "that's cool."

"Quigley, why did you go so nuts when you were beating up Esme? I'm pretty sure she wasn't breathing," Violet asked, concerned.

"She helped kill Jacques, and that dude was a fucking legend. Total pussy destroyer. He also sorta took me under his wing after my parents died..," Quigley trailed off.

"Awww, my boyfriend was in a vengeful murderous rage!" Violet said, hugging him.

"Weren't we all!" said Klaus sarcastically, waving his hands.

Ivy laughed. "I really like you Klaus," she flirted.

"I like you too," he flirted back. Everyone gagged.

"Go fuckin... read the encyclopedia together or something instead, jesus christ," Quigley said, waving his hand.

"What now?" asked Sunny.

"And what happened to Chris Christie?" Violet asked Justin, "the story started with your crush on him and then ended with us beating two women and a disabled man with bats."

"Yeah, what happened?" asked Quigley.

"Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you guys. Wanna see the gift he gave me because he thinks I have a SEXY asshole"

"Sure," they all said. He pulled out a tiny red elephant pin.

"Republican. I was totally gonna break up with the guy. Two different parties? Hell no. Can you imagine the kinds of arguments we'd get into? And we're both politicians!" He shook his head. "Oh, and as for where we go from here, I dunno. Back to school I guess."

"Justin, that actually reminds me," said Klaus. "If you're here, then who's running Canada?"

Justin froze. "Oh shit."

THE END