Phillip

July 14th

:D

You – "Why are you so happy?"

Well, Phill, if I may call you Phill, that would be because I had a fantastic day! Wanna know why?!

You – "No."

Well, I'll tell you why! I, Caroline Legend Fox, got an A+ yes,

an A PLUS in PHYSICS.

What was that Mr Lenny? What was that you said on the first day of class? Wasn't it

- "What are you doing in my class?"

Well Mr Lenny, I guess what I am doing is getting A FREAKING PLUSES! YOU NEVER BELIEVED IN ME BUT LOOK AT ME NOW! Shame on you Mr Lenny, shame – on – you.

AND THAT'S NOT EVEN ALL!

Stacy Skinner (Bleugh (vomits at her name)) got suspended for smoking on school grounds. NO MORE STACY FOR THREE DAYS!

BUT THAT'S NOT EVEN ALL OF IT EITHER!!!!!!

OH MY GOD PHILLIP!!! CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT'S NOT EVEN ALL OF IT?!

BECAUSE IT'S NOT!

I HOPE YOU ARE WEARING A HELMET BECAUSE YOUR MIND IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE!

So I come home right, singing a bit of the old Avenged Sevenfold. You know that song, A little piece of Heaven? Well if you don't you should definitely give it a listen. It's just beautiful.

Anywho,

So I walk on in and head straight for the pantry to grab some noodles just as I get to the real good part of the majestical song that of course I had to sing

-          "Must have stabbed her fifty fucking times! Ripped her heart out right before her eyes! Eat it! Eat it! Eat it!"
Then I hear this
- "CAROLINE!" Coming from behind me. And who should I see but Jesus and

SYLVESTER THORN

Or should I say Sly :D

They were both just sitting there awkwardly on the couch. We only have one couch and it's really gross which was funny because Sly was wearing this shinny suit. He looked so out of place. Jesus looked like he was about to spew. He went
-"Sorry, Mr Thorn. Caroline can be a bit inconsiderate." Then he turned to me all pissed off and was all
- "Thanks for telling me we were going to have guests. I would have cleaned up you know?"
Sly  - "No really it's my fault I should have given some notice."
Me – "Hellooooooo."Because I hadn't said anything yet. Then Jesus rolled his eyes because he's sassy like that.
Me – "Noodles?"
Sly – "No thank you. I was just wondering if you were alright after the other night."
Me – "Yep, fine. Thanks."
Sly – "Good."

Then it was real quiet for ages. Then Jesus left after mumbling something, I don't know what. Probably more sass.

Then Sly started asking lots of questions about Mum and Dad and school and all the boring stuff no one cares about. I told him Mum was in Auckland which technically isn't a lie because hey, she could be anywhere. Told him Dad was in prison and he got all quiet so I started talking about food again but he didn't want any.

Then he stood up and passed me a piece of paper which had his number on it. He said I could ring him if we ever had an emergency which was really nice of him. He got really serious about not giving it to anyone after I joked I was going to give it to my English teacher who was obsessed. He didn't find it as funny as I did.

OH MY GOD. Speaking of English! I could totally interview him for my essay! AHHHH I'M A GENIUS!

I GOTTA GO! GONNA RING SLY!