It's not cancer.
You – "WHAT?"
Definitely not cancer.
You – "Are you sure?!"
I've done 7 tests. I'm sure.
I don't know what to do! Do I tell Sly? He would be the...
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD. THERE'S A PARASITE IN ME ITS EATING ME FROM THE INSIDE OUT
I'M HUNGRY
ALL
THE
TIME
:(
Philllllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip whaaaaat doooo IIII doooooo?
I don't wanna be a Mum.
I want my Mum.
No fair.
You – "You don't have to have it."
Yeah.
I don't have to.
I'll just abort this mission.
How do I tell Sly? How do I tell Ian?
They should be ok with it right?
:(
That doesn't make me bad. Right?
I mean sometimes I think Mum would have been better if she aborted us or adopted us out. Then she wouldn't have had to leave school. And I don't wanna leave school. I want to go to Uni. I'm only 18.
I DON'T EVEN LIKE SEX.
Whhhhhy didn't I make that more clear.
Why didn't I make sure he was wearing a condom????
STUPID
CAROLINE
STUPID
WHERE THE IS JESUS WHEN YOU NEED HIM?
YOU ARE READING
Phillip
HumorA famous activist becomes obsessed with an asexual girl. Hello Phillip I guess we've come to the end of this journey. Get it? Journey? Because you're a journal. Hah. Reading back I've just realised that you and I have been through a lot...
