Rumours☆A Klangst Modern Fic

ChA 7

21panic!romance: at 2am

Sharpshooter: Yeah she had a nightmare

Sharpshooter changed 21panic!romance to Keef

Keef: Ah, me too

Sharpshooter: You've been awake the whole time

Keef: Aww damn well nvm this is reality it's worse

Sharpshooter: Badamn emo much

Keef: Aww you care thanks

Sharpshooter: I in fact do care about the well being of an emo birb that has fucked up hair

Keef: Emos are adorable fight me

Sharpshooter: They're like scary little Ostriches

Keef: Adorable

Sharpshooter: That's like calling a chair Bill

Keef: You have a chair named Bill I wanna meet him

Sharpshooter: Yeah in English class right next Jimbo

Keef: That's Bill well damn me and Jimbo have been friends for years

Sharpshooter: Well Quiznack Bill talks about Jimbo all the time

Keef: Jimbo does the same

Sharpshooter: I knew it they were meant to be

Keef: The wedding is Friday

Sharpshooter: I'm the Best man

Keef: Maid of honour here Jimbo is already stressed

Sharpshooter: Bill is concerned about money still

Keef: Worse than usual?

Sharpshooter: 10x worse

Keef: This wedding is gonna be a mess if they don't calm down

Sharpshooter: I think we're gonna have to take over

Keef: I believe so too

Sharpshooter: Well they need vows

Keef: I've got one, Bill you were my bro before marriage and I will cherish till we are recycled and even after that

Sharpshooter: I have tears, Jimbo you may not be my soulmate but i know damn sure you are the love of my life no and if we don't meet in the next life I’ll ask George to hunt you down

Keef: This marriage is gonna be the best marriage in the history of marriages all we need now is a priest and some guests

Sharpshooter: Pidge can definitely finish an online crash course by friday, and we can just our friends

Keef: My friends wouldn't show up besides James and if Allura is there I might be murdered

Sharpshooter: What about that hot girl with short purple hair and has a weird af name

Keef: Axca would never show up she's a very serious person she doesn't understand the concept of jokes I guess I don't know she isn't a good choice

Sharpshooter: Damn you have no friends at all

Keef: Nope and one died last year so yeah I'm probably gonna end High School with no friends

Sharpshooter: Damn, I bet my would love you, if you don't have anyone else. Well if you're still dating James Allura might be on your ass but the rest would be chill I think

Keef: Thanks for the offer but rn i still have friends surprisingly

Sharpshooter: Well it still stands