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North: Buy HIM food, play with HIS hair, take HIM out on a date... *begins to rant on, but more violently*

Josh: Who's him?

Markus: *shrugs*

Simon: *a blushing mess and screams from the other side of the room, pointing to Markus* s-suck HIS titties..

Josh:

Markus:

Josh: I'm guessing it is yo-

Markus: I'm guessing it's me..

OR

North: Buy HIM food, play with HIS hair, take HIM out on a date... *begins to rant on, but more violently*

Markus: Suck HIS titties 🔶🔸

North: *stops and just stares at Markus*

Josh: *is on the floor, supporting Simon's head and wiping his bloody ass nose* MARKUS, WHAT DID WE SAY ABOUT FLIRTING IN PUBLIC!? YOU COULD KILL THIS POOR MAN!

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