Me: *trying to shield self with wiTtLe rK1700 sigN* No plz–
HARDCORE HANKCON FAN/SHIPPER: *S M A C K*
Me: KWLEWNQLKWOWENOWOQWNWOQP
REED900 aRmY: *nicecock- COCKS GUN*
Me: *quivErs iN roBO fEar* n-no–
The entire fandom: THEY'RE BROTHERS–
RK1700 shippers: *screeches*
RK1700 shipper #1: AGAISOWAJKS NO!
RK1700 shipper #2: ITS NOTTTTT
Markus x Connor shipper: sssSSSEEELFFFCESSTTTT
RK1700 shipper #2: *scReE* NI—
Me: *quaking in the corner* ....I–
HANKCON ARMADA: HISSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Me: acKSKAPSPW–
People who generally don't care and just are lookin for a good time: 🕶 👀
Me: *raises hand slowly in a sea of hAtE* I....I have a question........
ENTIRE DBH COMMUNITY: 🦍 ?
Me: *gulps* 🥺👉👈 s-so.. um.... evwewon wikes to say RK1700 is.. in-inswest... or selfswest.... b-but–
AGGRESSIVE REED900 SHIPPER: buT WHAT-
Me: w-hy is evwewon okay wit the twacis then... and they're the same model.. 🥺👉👈
Everyone:
Me: *is the big sad*
Let the hate begin 🙏☺️
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Dbh Crack
FanfictionPrepare yourselves for all the dbh "memes" that pop into my head throughout the day. Heads up, there's also some absolutely random ass shit- SORRY KIDS, crap* in here, so y e e t 👌