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Connor: *filing things* So Conan, how did your software upgrade go-

Conan: *aggressively does a single dab*

Connor:

Conan:

Gavin: *Bamboozled and afraid*

Hank: *is just there*

Connor: Um.. ok *awkward laughing*

Connor: Hey Conan, are you a shemale?-

Hank: CONNOR-

Conan: I'm aYEET

Connor: .....a what? I couldn't understand you due to that a being combined with ye-

Conan: I'MAYEET! *DABS VIOLENTLY*

Hank: *falls off his seat*

Gavin: *drools out his coffee as he just stares at Conan in utter confusion*

Connor:

Connor: *claps once* Ok then.. this was a interesting day wasn't it-

Markus: *runs in with a fire extinguisher* EVERYONE RUN, I'M FROM THE FUCKING FUTURE AND I KNOW HOW THIS ENDS-

Simon: *rolls in* I'm gay and I have something to say-

North: STFU SIMON AND MOVE! *stomps on Simon's hand*

Simon: AODJWOEJWI-

Kara: OUTTA MY WAY, I HAVE A CHILD AND I AIN'T FUCKING GAY

Luther: *runs in, holding Alice and covering her ears* wAtcH yO prOfanItY

Connor: WTF?

The Tracis (is that how you spell their name?): WE LIKE RAINBOWS

Conan: *holds hands up* Alright everyone stop!

Everyone: *stops*

Conan:

Connor:

Conan:

Connor: oh waIT! DONT-

Conan: *starts to foRTNITE DANCE UNMERCIFULLY*

North: *screams* WHYYYY?????

Markus: *faints*

Simon: *is in tears* SKDOSOSJWOAP-

Luther and Alice: *gone*

Kara: *randomly pole dancing with the Tracis..?*

Gavin: *is in the corner, sad and confused*

Connor: *is sister shook*

Hank: *is on his 25th beer and happily accepts death*

Fire extinguisher: *explodes and flies all over the room with joy*

:)

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