What's Kraken?! It's Emma, back with a fucking filler chapter because I have school tomorrow and haven't touched my draft since 4 days ago. I'm in no condition to write a chapter so have this high quality that you followed me for.
Just kidding this whole post is a sad sack of shit. I've been watching a lot of RaccoonEggs lately. He's a great YouTuber. If you're into more grown up and maybe inappropriate humour you should totally check him out. He's very funny. Anyway this is gonna be about whoever I see fit for the meme. AND NO I WILL NOT BE MAKING FUN OF PEARL'S GIGANTIC SKYSCRAPER FOREHEAD THAT IS PROBABLY BIGGER THAN BRENDON URIE'S BECAUSE THATS FUCKING MEAN WHY THE HELL WOULD I DO THAT.
..there's are probably gonna be offensive...
Army: Goggles has been in a coma for several years. The doctors are gonna have to take him off life support...there's nothing they can do.
Aloha: let me try one last thing....*inhale* YO RIDER FUCKING SUCKS LIKE WHAT THE SHIT
Goggles: omae, wa mou shindeiru!!!!! *tackles Aloha like a beast*
Army: let me guess...your home?
*picture of Inkopilis Square*
Goggles: it was.
*picture of Inkopilis Plaza*
Goggles: and it was beautiful.
Agent 3 after being corrupted: I am a very bad person.....
Agent 8:
Marina:
Pearl:
Cap n' Cuddlefish:
Agent 4:
Agent 3: "you're not, agent 3! We still love you Agent 3!"
Aloha: THE FLOOR IS HATING RIDER
Goggles: *somehow manages to turn into a squid and hide in ink on the ceiling*
Rider: *face plants onto the floor*
Everyone else, whispering quietly: Rider no...
Aloha: hey cutie, you looking fiiiiiine
(Y/N): sorry, I'm lesbian...
Aloha: omg my apologies I thought you were a dude.
*picture of goggles with ink armour*
He protecc
*goggles with Splattershot*
He attac
But most importantly,
*goggles holding jar of pickled plums*
He bring pickled plums as snacc
Mask: "babe" and "baby" freak me out. If you're gonna give me a pet name call me sleep deprived sick BITCH
Forge: Army...I got ink on your manual
Army: WHAT?!Gjgjjdwdefijrgnyhtjonbjocnoj ink on my SQUID NET MANUAL-
Also
Prince: Brother..I got ink on your shoes.
Emperor: WHAT?! INK ON MY MILKY ENPERRIALS-
*at Crusty Sean's food truck*
Aloha: hey Army :3
Army: Aloha please don't.
Aloha: the
Army: nooo...
Aloha: floor
Army: I'm begging you don't
Aloha: issssss
Army: IM HOLDING FOOD ALOHA
Aloha: LAVA
Army: *screams, throwing his food behind him and jumping up on a table*
Skull: okay what the fuck
Marie: everybody say Callie keep it going!
Everyone: Rollers, Pink, Brainwashed, CALLIE!
Marie: I'm a skinny bitch but I still like
Everyone: CALLIE
Marina: I got a fat ass but I still like
CALLIE
Pearl: I got a flat ass and I still like
CALLIE
Octavio: wake up in the morning I brainwash that
CALLIE
Cap n' Cuddlefish: I'm very old but I still like my granddaughter
CALLIE
Agent 8: I'm a gay octoling but I still love
CALLIE
Agent 4: white girl, swag girl, take your man's
CALLIE
TarTar: *inaudible screeching*
CALLIE
GG Gabriel Gaming: I'm white and I'm thick but you know I love
CALLIE
Agent 3: yeah I read Sunken Scrolls but they all go
CALLIE
CALLIE
CALLIE
CALLIE
CALLIE
CALLIE!
Viantastic: I love Marina can I still like Callie?
*Army, Aloha, and Skull reading Mask's diary*
Mask: I'm a cashier...at Crusty Sean's in Inkopilis Square. We sell a huge variety of stuff, including fresh shrimp. Today an inkling walked by our shrimp cooler and started chanting..
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