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The sun set in the perfect way above the water, casting an array of colours over the liquid's surface. There were no clouds, and there was no wind. The birds chirped together, creating a beautiful song that was music to everyone'...
Here are some of my headcannons for all of the lovely characters of Splatoon! Some of these relate to smut, so just a lil warning that I'll put right here
⚠️ Warning, some of these headcannons refer to sex ⚠️ 🏳️🌈 Warning, some of these headcannons refer to LGBTQ+ topics 🏳️🌈
Anyway, let's get right to it. I'll probably update these in the future and add more, cuz I'm always thinking of new things.
-Rider is a sucker for pop music, but also bands like P!ATD, TØP, and Imagine Dragons
-Army has a low tolerance to alcohol and likes to avoid it, but still goes to Aloha's parties because he doesn't want to make him feel bad
-Army is a sad drunk. He doubts all his friendships and thinks he doesn't deserve to live. After he doesn't recall any of it though.
-Goggles makes a good top if he's drunk enough
-Army is the shyest bottom and it's really cute
-Mask likes to bake, nothing else needs to be said.
-Pearl secretly thinks she's not good enough and stays up late wondering why people make memes about her gigantic forehead
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-Aloha is a really kinky top
-Aloha actually likes to read. Mostly fantasy novels and LGBTQ+ romance novels. He'll most often read while alone or while travelling. If someone disapproves of his LGBTQ+ book, he'll throw it at them.
-Marina likes to knit and makes sweaters for Judd.
-Sometimes Marina would visit Octo Canyon to keep Marie company before Callie came back.
-Goggles would love shows like Pokémon and Yu-gi-oh..anime? Show? Idk
-Rider likes to think he's a good top (which he is) but secretly makes an amazing bottom because he's such a fucking tsundere-
-Army is bi
-Mask is questioning
-Skull is bi but will never admit it
-Aloha is a raging gay all the way
-Rider is low-key bi he just doesn't realize it
-Goggles is pan but is too innocent to know what it is "I just love everyone!"
-Pearl is straight...probably
-Marina is pan and goes to pride parades
-Marie and Callie are straight
-Agent 4 loves going to cons with their hero gear on and watching as people crowd around to compliment them on their 'cosplay' "thank you! I worked really hard on it..." ..."heheh, suckers."
-After the Octo Expansion, Agent 8 had to stay at Agent 3's house for a while and Agent 4 would always come over and it would be an Agent party.
-Pearl wants to make sad, slow paced songs with meaningful lyrics.
-Callie loves pastel converse
-If Marina had an Instagram it would really corny and cute and all her fans would be called some cute nickname. At every milestone she'd do some challenge and have this long thank you message omg I think I'm gay for Marina
-Male Agent 8 likes to wear neutral colour sweaters that are too big for him with leggings and converse. Like I can see this happening so adorable.
-Army likes to doodle
-Goggles' is forgetful, so he wrote a sticky note saying what not to forget and stuck it to his front door where he'd be sure to see it.
-Specs actually really likes his teammates and is happy about how they've bonded despite being a little on the salty side.
-Skull goes to the same cafe every evening to watch the sunset while having maple tea with whip cream and tiny maple leaf sprinkles.
-Skull keeps a journal that he writes in, mostly using it at said cafe.
*ahem*
HE RUINED MY DREAM JOURNAL!
I DID NOT! MR ELECTRIC SEND HIM TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE AND HAVE HIM EXPELLED
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-Marina listens to Eminem
-Aloha likes musicals "THEN I INTRODUCED HIM TO ELIZA NOW THATS HIS WIFE, NICE GOING ANGELICA HE WAS RIGHT YOU WILL NEVER BE SATISFIED-" "Aloha shut upppppp" he also really likes DEH, Heather especially, Wicked, Phantom of The Opera, many more 1:47 AM Army: zzzzz Aloha *in the next room*: (LAFAYETTE) IM TAKING THIS SQUID BY THE GUNS MAKING WOOMIES REDDER WITH INKSTAINS (LAFAYETTE) AND I'M NEVER GONNA STOP UNTIL I JDNAOOSXJCHFHFHFHFGJDKSVVPS-
-Army listens to vines
Everyone found out when Inkfall was making spaghetti and dropped a pack of tortillas. "Hurricane Katrina. More like hurricane tortilla" "D-Did he just..." "Oh my god"
-Mask can't be in environments with tree pollen in spring, grass pollen in spring and summer, weed pollen in fall, and fungi/mould spores. It triggers his hay fever, so he doesn't like to go out in fields that much. This has earned him his trait of staying inside, and being pale.
-Mask is skinnier than most inkling's and is classified as underweight on the BMI Scale.
-Marie is secretly depressed because show business has been getting the best of her since the final Splatfest and Octo Canyon.
-Callie loves fairy lights
-Mask thinks about what human technology is like compared to theirs often
-Goggles tries to cook for Rider and his teammates it doesnt work out often, but sometimes it does!
-Headphones actually plays music on her headphones and most of the time you cant hear it playing. She has formed an attachment to music and plays what conveys her emotions.
-Aloha stays up late at night, thinking about all the times he pretends to be happy and outgoing when all he wants to do is just...well, I'll you imagine that.
-Agent 3 is really apologetic about what happened during the Octo Expansion and always tries to make it up to Agent 8. It's really cute
-Rider likes to take a break sometimes and just do nothing for a day or two. He sits on the couch with a blanket and snacks and watches netflix or games. it helps him relax.
-Bobbles can read manga with her eyes closed, dont ask how.
