{Written By Emma}
Eh..heh,heh..
...I'm sorry...
I owe you all an apology. I've been...irresponsible...as of late. I just, don't feel like I've been the best book writer lately...I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I try, I really do...just, I'm so so so sorry...
Yeah the art is by me. I drew it after coming back from a volleyball tournament
||Special Thanks to eroticsquid (aka my pride and joy) as always ;; ||
|| I hope you recognize the song from the chat- ||
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Yeet
Goggles: Wait Rider I wanna show you this real quick!
Rider: uh..ok?
Goggles: *puts his hands out* ...*deep breath* yeet *whips*
Rider: what
Goggles: *deep breath* *deep breath* yeet *whips*
Rider: w-what was that-
Goggles: yee-
Rider: you better quit before you get yo ass *marches over and hits Goggles with his Gold Dynamo Roller* BEAT
Why the S4 doesn't travel together
Aloha, in the front seat: SHAWTY I DON'T
Army, driving: *sighs*
Mask and Skull, in the backseat: *visibly dying*
Aloha: MIIIIIIIND
If Mask was on a cooking show
Mask: two shots of Vodka *keeps pouring* :D
Yoga Class
(Y/N): release all of the sounds that are trapped inside your mind
Mask: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(Y/N): sir, are you alright?
Mask: I'm a little messed up..
A sleepover
Goggles: ...
Rider: Let's tell each other secrets! I'm gonna go first!
Rider: I, hate you!
The law
Goggles: *opens the driver's seat door of his car*
Rider, in squid form on the passenger's seat: O-O ...
Goggles: what the fuck
Goggles, buckling Rider in: you need to buckle up, it's the law.
A bee
Goggles: my names is Goggles with a 'b' and I've been afraid of insects my entire life-
Army: stop stop stop
Goggles: hm?
Army: where
Goggles: where what?
Army: where's the 'b'?
Goggles: THERE'S A BEEEEEEEEE??!!
Car
Aloha: I almost got hit by a car but the bright side is-
Skull: there is no bright side, it's the end of the tunnel
Aloha: k, Hot Topic is that way sweetheart
Chill
(Y/N): I'VE LITERALLY GOT SO MUCH TO DO I'M LIKE FREAKING-
Aloha: calm doooown, relaxation, chill out, stop screaming
A beginner
Army, who is new to driving: Road work ahead? Uh yeah, I sure hope it does...
Happy birthday Aloha
On a beach somewhere in Inkopilis
S4 + Goggles, Rider, and (Y/N): HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALOHA!!
Aloha: I can't swim
420-911
Army: ALOHA! IS THAT A WEED?! IM CALLING THE POLICE!
Aloha: No Army this is a crayon...
Army, pushing buttons on the microwave: 9-1-1
Operator: 911 what's your emergency?
Aloha:
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Aloha: ARMY IS THAT A POLICE?! IM CALLING THE WEED!
Army: WAIT NO-
Aloha, pushing buttons on the microwave: 4-2-0
Drug dealer: 420 whatchu smokin'?
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