61)
Jackson: *calling role* "Trent?"
Trent: "Hiya Daddy!"
62)
Shier: *calling role, not necessarily in correct order or including everybody or even most people because I'm forgetful and sometimes don't really care* "Anna?"
Me: "Alive for now."
Band Kids On The Bus: *snicker*
Shier: "Collin?"
Collin: "Officially dead inside."
Shier: "Katrina?"
Katrina: "Barely alive."
Shier: "Villarreal?"
Jacob V: "Chandelier."
63)
Announcer: (during the BISD Marching Festival that happened 10/14/17) "Here's a shout out from the Centennial trumpet section to the flute section: We wish we were as good as you!"
Me: *snorts* "I bet a flute sent that."
64)
Same Announcer At The Same Marching Festival: "Here's a Shout Out from the Centennial Pit Crew to the Centennial Pit Crew: You are the best pit crew ever and we appreciate you guys so much!"
65)
Me: "You are officially on my murder list."
Parker: [laughing emoji] "It's called a hit list."
66)
Amber: "Can we do this, I think we can.... HA!"
Everybody: "AY!"
Parker: "Amber, you are raping his trumpet."
67)
Jackson: *calling role* "Nic?"
Shier: "Photosynthesis!"
68)
Me: "Oh, look, there's a box. Hey box!"
Katrina: "What the hell is wrong with you?!"
Cheripka: "Calm down, tiger."
69)
Band: *plays fight song*
Mr. Cheripka: (after we finish) "You guys did a great job. That was a good run through. And our school mascot even came to watch."
Hawk: *is flying in the sky*
Tatum: "We summoned a hawk."
70)
Arlo: "If you're a saxophone and you're not pregnant by the end of Neck, Wrecking Crew, or Shout It Out, you're doing it wrong."
71)
Me: "That one guy has his pumpkin on a leash, but he's not even dragging it around right now. He's just carrying it."
72)
(Six balloons fly from the stands during the homecoming Monday pep rally)
Trumpet Person: "Pennywise got six more!"
73)
Parker: *stealing my food*
Me: "Parker!"
Parker: "Anna, you should know by now that you can't have food in the band hall and NOT give it to me."
74)
Parker: *trying to take Katrina's ponytail off with one finger*
Katrina: *whirls around and starts facially emphasizing her annoyance because we're on silent bus*
Parker: *holds up one hand with index finger and thumb arched and touching
Me: *pokes index finger through Parker's fingers*
Parker: *tightens fingers around my index finger* "Anna, are you raping me?"
Me: *snorts* "No."
Katrina: *snickering* "A little edgy there."
Parker: "Um, Anna, does Trent know about this?"
Me: *snorts* "No."
75)
(Again, skipping people. A lot of people.)
Shier: calling role*
Most People: "Here."
Shier: "Anna?"
Me: "Wasting space."
Parker: "True though."
Shier: "Katrina?"
Katrina: "Immigraphically centered."
Trent and Jacob R: "What?"
Shier: "Collin?"
Collin: "Dead inside."
Me: "You said that last time."
Collin: "I know."
Shier: "Trent?"
Trent: "You know it!"
Parker: "Wish we didn't."
Shier: "I'M here... Villarreal?"
Jacob V: "Engineer."
76)
Some Random Band Guy: (to Arlo) "You look like a sexy terrorist."
77)
Katrina: (random guy walks by) "This, my friend, is exhibit A of what a trench coat looks like."
Guy In Trench Coat: "For your information, it's called an overcoat." *walks away* "Learn your male outer garments!"
Katrina: "I don't have to, I'm not a male!"
Me: "Whatever, close enough."
Katrina: "It's close."
Guy In Trench Coat: *comes back like five minutes later* "Often worn by petty officers."
78)
Me: *thinks for a moment and completely forgets what band directors are called* "Where are the band dudes?"
79)
Proffer: "Yeah, a turkey flew into my house once. We ended up shooting it, then we put it in a bag and gave it to an animal facility to fix. He's okay now, he's their problem now."
80)
Kaylee: "Why were you practicing at 6:30 in the morning?"
Proffer: "Because the entire neighborhood was asleep."
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