IronDad & Just Dumb Stuff

wisdom teeth take their wisdom with them

The avengers-esc group chat was blowing up.

Tony finally decided to check what was going on when Pepper threw his phone at him, saying it was precious and important. He opened the chat and scrolled up.

There was a picture sent by May. It was of Peter sitting in the backseat of her car with Ned. Peter had puffy, pink tinted cheeks and his mouth wasn't closed all the way, he had a far-away look. Ned was smiling at Peter and his hands were in the middle of reaching up to cover his smile.

All the texts below the picture where:

From: Star Spangled Whoop Ass
|??|

From: Long Hair Don't Care
|Whats happening|

From: Monster by Skillet
|Oh! Did he get his wisdom teeth out?|

From: The Strongest Disney Princess
|Haha. Send a video|

From: Tho(t)r
|Is Spider-Man Ok?|

From: I can't hear you w/o my bow
|lol that happened to me a while back|

Tony smiled at his phone before typing out a message too.

From: Fe-Male
|Send a video|

From: May-be she knows
|Ok, I'm giving my phone to Ned so don't think I'm texting and driving.|

From: Salt Pans
|❗❗|

A few minutes passed before a video was sent.

It was Peter looking out the window and touching it every now and then. "Hey Peter, what are you thinking about?" Ned asked.

Peter whipped his head around and looked at Ned with wide eyes "You scared me!" His voice was a little fuzzy sounding because of the cotton balls in his mouth. He took a couple big breaths and put his hand on his heart. "Ned! Am I dying? 'Cause I think I'm dying".

"No, you're ok." Ned said through giggles

Peter put both hands on his head and pulled his hair slightly "A-are you sure? You are a professional?"

"Yes I'm sure."

"Phew!" Peter dropped his hands and they audibly landed on his thighs. Ned laughed a little and the video ended.

From: I spy someone spying
|Morrrrrrreeeee!|

Tony laughed and sat next to Pepper on the couch, they were both looking at their phones awaiting the next video.

Soon one was sent.

"Who's your favorite Superhero, Pete?" May asked from the front seat.

"Hmmm..." Peter tapped his chin and looked out the window then back to Ned, "Spider-Man!" He said happily and clapped his hands.

"Well that makes sense because you are Spider-Man." Ned said.

Peter gasped loudly "I'm what!?" He exclaimed in shock. "I'm Spider-Man? Like for real? All the time?".

Ned let out a "Ye-e-e-s-s-s-s!" that was broken by laughter and May laughed off camera, hitting the steering wheel. All the while Peter's mouth hung open and his eyebrows met his hair line.

"I save people everyday?" Peter asked. "And their dogs!?" He added, sounding genuinely concerned.

"Yeah! And you're friends with The Avengers!" Ned said around his laughter. "How cool is that?!".

Peter gasped again before quickly shushing May and Ned. "Shh! They can hear you! They're gonna be mad at me for telling you I'm Spider-Man!".

Ned and May did their best to quiet their laughs. Peter took a deep breath and pointed directly at May, "You're going to tell them aren't you?".