IronDad & Just Dumb Stuff

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《^Inspired by the tumbler post^》
《Also, sorry I'm really late at this chapter 😥》

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Peter and Shuri hit it off as friends the moment they met. Now, the gang was all for Peter feeling comfortable in The Avengers Tower, but this..? This was too much.

"you better watch out! You Better Watch Out! YOU BETTER WATCH OUT!!" sounded as Peter, using his webbing, swung around the corner, chasing Shuri, who was screaming in faux fear, around the tower.

Tony, Steve, T'challa, and Loki were sitting on a couch in the common room. Tony had his hands on his head his elbows resting on his knees. Steve pretended to be distracted by the book he was trying to read. T'challa was rapidly tapping a finger on the arm of the couch. And Loki, who was just visiting Thor, was sitting with his eyes closed.

"Squidwahh!" Shuri yelled as she turned on her heels to face Peter. Mid web-swing the kid dabbed in the air and stuck the landing. They highfived and laughed at eachother.

"I can't take much more of this." Steve grumbled at Tony and T'challa.

"It is Wednesday my dudes." Shuri said around her laughter

Peter had to catch his breath from laughing but then leaned in to an "aaaAAAAHHG!!!!!".

"Hey, why don't you two go hang out in the kitchen for a bit, yeah?" Tony asked using every bit of self control in his body to sound calm. They nodded at him and walked to the kitchen in hushed giggles.

Tony, T'challa, Steve, and Loki sighed in relief. Only for it to be ruined by:

"An avocado! Thanks." From Peter as he offered Shuri an avocado

"Free-sha-voc-a-doo" she barely got out around a wheeze/laugh hybrid.

The two of them were laughing so hard that they had to support themselves on the counter. Peter's arm slipped and he hit the floor. "I've McFallen!" He exclaimed. She pointed at him with the hand that wasn't clutching her stomach as if to let him know she was laughing so much that she didn't make a sound because of him.

When they both calmed down and were both standing again Shuri glanced at the avocado sitting on the counter where they left it. She picked it up and tossed it to Peter saying "This bitch empty..."

To which Peter replied with "YEET!" And chucked it across the room

However at the moment he threw it Thor was coming out of the hallway, from using the bathroom, and caught it before it could hit his face. He looked at it in shock as if he wasn't aware he caught it. As did everyone else.

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"In the arrrms offf the angels..." Shuri started in a not-off-key-but-no-Sarah-McLachlan voice.

"fly awayyyy from here." Peter continued in an equally not-off-key-but-no-Sarah-McLachlan voice.

Peter and her locked eyes with Thor then eachother then died in laughter again. All the while Thor looked confused out of his mind.

Loki has had enough. "I swear to God! If you two don't stop-" he said, standing up and turning to face them

"Mason I swear to God!" They interrupted in terrible Jersey accents. And drowned in laughter, not even protesting when Cap and Tony literally carried them into Peter's room and shut the door.