IronDad & Just Dumb Stuff

Sit On The Baby

"Peter!" Stephen called up the stairs.

There was a muffled "coming!" And sounds of a door opening and closing then feet huridly coming down the stairs. "Yes?" Peter asked when he got to the last step.

Tony and Stephen were dressed up in formal/casual wear. Peter looked from Tony to Stephen "Where you guys going?" He asked ans stepped off the staircase.

"Your father and I-" Stephen started

"You're me dad too!" Peter interrupted with a smile

Stephen blinked a few times and mirrored Peters smile "we are going out tonight. Thor and Bruce will be watching you."

Peter rolled his eyes "uuugh. I'm 16! I can take care of myself!" He whined

"Hey, watch your tone young man." Tony said and crossed his arms. "I thought you liked Thor. And Bruce is the Hulk so hey, that's fun." Tony said, increasing his arms and taking a few steps toward Peter.

Peter said "yeah, ok." As he got pulled into a hug by Tony. He hugged back, then Peter went to hug Stephen.

Tony checked his watch "Alright, we better go now honey." He said to Stephen, who nodded.

They both walked to the front door and before closing it behind them said "love you" and "be good".

Now Peter was alone, that is until Thor and Bruce would show up. But in the meantime he decided to get Ned over here and play some video games.

"Do you know how much I would pay someone to get me to be babysat by Thor!?" Ned said in awe.

"And Hulk." Peter added

"Duuuude! You're so lucky!!"

Peter smiled at his friend and gave him a one armed side hug best he could do from a sit. I'm lucky I didn't scare you off with me being Spider-Man." He said

"Dude get off of me, you're killing me." Ned said with a smile, but he was right, on the screen Beds character was taking heavy fire because Peter was blocking Ned from being able to properly use his controller.

They laughed and continued playing. But just then the doorbell ring. Ned pause the game and Peter got up to answer the door. At the door was none other than Thor and Bruce.

"Stark told me that we need to sit on you." Thor said with a smile and walked in, the sound of a controller hitting the ground sounded in the background.

"Hello Thor." Peter said then turned to Bruce "I don't think we've met, I'm Peter." He said to Bruce as he walked in, they shook hands "I'm Bruce Banner"

"Oh. My. God!" Ned said and rushed over to Peter's side "W-wow! Honestly wow. I'm such a huge fan!" He said to both men, fanboying level 100.

Thor put a hand on Ned's shoulder and said "But clearly I am your favorite?" He asked with ego laced in his words

"Uhhhhhh" Ned couldn't speak, and Peter saw that but just tried to make his laugh look like a cough.

"Hey hey hey. Let's not be rash. I have 7 PhD's. Thor doesn't even have both eyes." Bruce said jokingly

Thor laughed a big laugh and clapped Banner on the back "Good one." He looked to Peter and Ned, "So. What now?"

~*~

"How low can you go!? How low CAN YOU GO!!? HOW LOW CAN YOU G- AAAHHHH!!!" Bruce, Ned, and Thor chanted as Peter limboed under a rope of webbing he made that was a foot off the ground.

Peter jumped up "child's play." He claimed with a smile.

~*~

"3! 2! 1! GO!!" Ned, Peter, and Bruce yelled and Thor took a running jump off the roof, landing in an explosion of thunder and destroying the objects the group threw at him (from a safe distance of course).

"I am the god of THUNDER!" He yelled to the sky

~*~

"Hahaheheh" Thor, Bruce, and Peter giggled as Ned hacked into Tony's Instagram, posting a photo Peter took of him when he fell asleep against the window in the car. It wasn't that bad, but it also wasn't that good either.

"Don't tell him I did this, he'll kill me" Ned said behind giggles

~*~

"YOOOO" Peter and Ned said as Bruce demonstrated some Brazilian Jiu Jitsu on Thor.

"Who knew Mr. 7 PhD's could could kick some ass?"

"Woah! Woah!" Bruce said to Peter, Peter froze thinking he just offended Bruce Banner, "Watch the language." He finished with a half smile. Peter relaxed and smiled back.

~*~

It was 7:00pm when Tony and Stephen got home. They opened the door expecting everything to be on fire. Instead what the saw was Ned, Peter, Bruce, and Thor all squished on the couch watching a movie.

"Hey kid." Tony said and ruffled Peter's hair.

"Did you have fun?" Stephen asked and fixed Peter's hair.

Peter looked at Thor and Bruce then back to his dad's "Yeah. Yeah I did."