You tha goat

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Today was my moms birthday and also we were going to meet her boyfriend and his daughter. I really really hope that this girl isn't all stuck up cause oh noooo that aint gone work hunnyy. As I was getting ready Omar came in and licked his lips. I chuckled and continued to get ready. 

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Me and Omar were both ready

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Omar: Dayuuummmm babyyyyy

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Omar: Dayuuummmm babyyyyy

Me: What?

Omar: You look sexy asf

Me: Haha thank you baby.. you ready to go?

Omar: Yup leggo

Me and him both leave and walk out to the car. About 1 hour later me and him arrived at the restaurant. He got out the car and before I could open my door he came and opened it for me. I got out and we went inside.  I seen my mom and she got up with open arms and the biggest smile on her face. I ran to her and we hugged. She pulled away and when she seen Omar she started smiling even more. She hugged him and then he shook her boyfriends hand. I also shook it. 

Mom: Jason this is my daughter Nique and Nique this is Jason my boyfriend.

Nice to meet you

Jason: Nice to meet you too...And you areee....

Omar: Oh I'm Omar Niques future husband

Me: Haha yup thats him haha Oh mom Happy birthday and your present will be delivered tomorrow to your house

Mom: Aww thank you Stankbutt

Me: MOM really why can't you call me what everybody else calls me

Mom: Because that one is special

Me: Whatever haha but um... wheres your daughter?

Jason: She's actually right here

?: Heyy dad

Jason: Hey Maya this is Nique Stephanie's daughter and this is Omar Nique's boyfriend

Me: Hi Maya 

Omar: Hey

Maya: Hii haha Nique your gorgeous

Me: Oh who me? Thank you haha 

Maya: Your welcome

The whole night was filled with laughs and a whole bunch of embarrassing stories being told. Damn me and my mom use to have the worst relationship but I guess were back onto a great relationship. I'm happy about that. But anyways we all had ate and now we were about to leave. I gave my mom, Jason, and Maya me and Omar's number juss in case she needs anything. We left and went home. When we got home Ski had juss pulled up. 

Ski: WATERRRRR

Me: AYEEEEEEE

Omar: WETTTTTT

Ski: FLEXXXXXX

Me: EAT MY ASSS

Ski: REVENGE ON MY BODY

Omar: HE WANNA MEET MY SHAWTY

ME: NOT TALKING BOUT MY BITCH

SKi: I'M TALKIN BIG GUNS YES BIG BODIES

Me: Yooo we wild 

Ski: Duuuhhhhh

Omar: You came to chill

Ski: Nahh I came to sleep.... DUHHH I came to chill... oh and to invade ya kitchen

Me: AIn't shit in here

Ski: I'll order out and why yaw dressed up

Omar: Went to meet her mom and her new man

Ski: Ohhhh

We went inside and I went upstairs to change. I came back downstairs and they was rolling up blunts. They both rolled up 3 and we al got 2. He then gave us a lighter. 

Me: Damn this nigga came with ahole bunch of weed a whole bunch of backwoods and lighters... You tha goat. 

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