Chapter 5: Hell's Most Wanted

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(Y/n)'s perspective;
We were still riding to Dante's supposed location. This is beginning to feel like a wild goose chase. I hate those.

(Y/n): Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhggggg.

Lady: What now?

(Y/n): I need to kill something... anything...

Nero: What's this guy's problem?

(Y/n): I'm right here bud.

Nero: And...

(Y/n): What a punk.

Lady: I never asked you where you got those. It's been awhile since I've seen them.

She motioned to Agni and Rudra on my back.

Agni: Our new master freed us!

Lady: Huh?

(Y/n): I killed this ugly ass snake thing and the rest is history.

Lady: Oh? They were stolen?

(Y/n): Apparently...

I leaned back in the seat and propped my feet up. This passenger seat is pretty comfy.

Nero: Feet down.

(Y/n): Huh?

Nero: Off the dashboard!

(Y/n): Ummm... nah-

His buster arm grabbed ahold of my legs and threw em off the dashboard. Punk.

(Y/n): What's the deal?!

Nero: I did ask...

(Y/n): What are you, 5?

Lady: Give it a rest up there.

The girls were in the back of the van while me and jerk face sat up front.

(Y/n): Whatever...

Nero: I'll stop when he stops.

(Y/n): You know? You're a bitch.

Nero: What? Asshat.

(Y/n): Fuck face.

Nero: Douchebag.

(Y/n): Numbnuts.

Nero: Cock sucker.

(Y/n): Bum fluff!

Nero: Dickhead!

(Y/n): Anus br-

Lady: SHUT THE HELL UP!!

(Y/n): Bitch...

Nero: Excuse me?!

Lady: *Groan*

A sudden flash of blue lit up the sky. My bullshit senses are tingling...

 My bullshit senses are tingling

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