Innocuous Confession (KevEdd)

Chapter 11 - Noname

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"Eddy?" Edd said loudly,"You in there?" He heard an annoyed grunt coming from the room, and he knew that only Eddy could have made such a rude, sarcastic sound. It was like a mix between mouth-full-of-food and just-got-grounded. That's how Edd thought of the sound. "I can hear you, Eddy. Please come to the door. Do you not remember our agreement?"

"Yeah, I remember, but I didn't think it'd actually happen," Eddy grumbled, fiddling with the lock on the other side of the dented, oval-shaped doorknob. The outside knob was fitted with one of those childproof covers, so it was difficult to get in whether the door was locked or not.

After hearing the unlocking of the door, Edd gripped the knob firmly to twist it and came into the room, nearly hitting Eddy upon entry. "We are going to talk about this, immediately. You are being so... So unreasonable. We made a deal about how we'd handle this, but I had no idea you would act so childish. I should have known plans like that would fall through."

"Wow," Eddy said, "I thought you were here to talk about our friendship, not to criticize me."

"I stood outside the door for ten minutes before you unlocked it!"

"You counted?"

Double D sighed, seeming to deflate, and sat down on a bean bag, "I thought Ed and I meant more to you than you've been showing lately."

"Ed and you? More like Ed and me! You've been ditching us 24/7 ever since you and your Prince Charming started fųcking."

"Fu-..excuse me? We've done no such thing! I cannot believe you would make such an outrageous assumption!" Edd's cheeks were blood red.

"You're a male pillow princess, how could I not assume it?"

"I'm starting to think this was a bad idea," Edd said quietly, "trying to save you as a friend, I mean."

"Good, me too," Eddy grumbled, "Double D, me and Ed love ya, and we know you love us, but we all need a break from each other till you and Kevin get out of your honeymoon stage. Whether or not we stay friends is completely up to you and your ginger dildo."

"He's not a... well, he's not what you just called him," Edd said, trying to defend his boyfriend.

"You're way more gullible than I could have guessed!" Eddy burst into laughter, holding his sides and shaking, but Edd stayed straight faced.

"What could you possibly mean now?" He asked, not expecting a straight answer from Eddy.

"He doesn't even like you, Double D. Why would he? He's been bullying us forever. Why would he have some change of heart for the half Asian nerdy kid, with braces even! You're the epitome of nerd and stereotypical Asian."

"Don't bring my race into this, Eddy," Edd mumbled, "what does my being half Thai have to do with anything?"

"I'm saying, there are only two explanations for this," Eddy began to pace, "One, it's some kind of bet; Two, he has some twisted Asian fetish and wants to touch your eyeballs or something. I mean, what's hotter than a half Asian kid with blue eyes, who uses a ridiculously huge vocabulary and speaks their Asian language stuff and is super shy and easily manipulated? Nothing." He stopped pacing and held out his hands, as if to say, Do you get it now? Or, should I explain further?

Edd blushed, "He does love me, Eddy. You don't know him like I do."

"You're right, I know him better than you do."