"Rise and Grind boys!
Lets eat todays Ass!"The curtins were thrown open, light fludded in quickly to reveal a messy living room with three gods strewn about.
Apollo was laying ontop of the table in the middle of the room, Hermes was under it hugging a bottle of vodka, and ares was stretched out on the couch hugging a bat.
All three men groaned in pain as the light hit them, Apollo put an arm over his eyes and ares rolled over so his back faced the sun.
Zues crossed his arms in disbelief, looking at all three of his sons, annoyance building quickly, "Up! This if the seventh bender this week! I cant have the half the council runnjngg around earth and nocking up mortals!".
Zues strode over the the table and flipped it, apollo fell woth a thud and Hermes groaned when zues yanked the vodka from his grasp.
He pulled the bat from ares who fought for a second but then caved, the he swung the bat and hit ares in the ass.
Athena leaned against the door frame and smiled at the display.
Zues held the bat up and pointed it at hermes, "get up , before i send you with Dionysus", Hermes groggily sat up, white button up open to show someone had drawn on his chest with sharpie.
Someone drew boobs, apollo rolled ober and laughes before instantly regretting it and grabbing his head.
"Ughh- why do i feel like- like-","-shit", Athena hummed as her father yanked apollo to his feet, "that, my dear boy, is because i stripped you of some power-","-what?!"
All three men were on there feet, Hermes staggered and fell onto the couch, "why!", Ares snatched the bat from his father.
"You must learn humility, and as of late, Dionysus was just the start, you boys have been out of hand since-".
"-since ? ","-since the oracle said a god may die", Athena finished, Zeus dusted off his toga, "I'm sending you to the camp-"
"-we were just having fun!", Apollo argues, hand over his eyes, "that is not the case, son, an Asgardian has set foot in the camp-"
"And barnes let him live?", Hermes gasped, Athena scowled, "my daughter made a deal","-the nosy one? Or the-", ares shut his mouth when zues zapped him gently, well, as gently as one can be.
"Im sending you to make sure he nor his friends mess up- or try to convince Barnes to abandon his post, he is the first to properly lead demigods in eons"
Zues strode to the door way, athena back uo as he did so, "go to camp, supervise- hera is upset about argus too, please check up on him"
The three groaned as their father left, the white marbel walls and floor made the room seem brighter, athena, clad in armor, strode forward and handed Hermes a bottle of black liquid.
"Here, it'll siber you idiots up before you take your leave", Hermes shook it, "what is it?","charcoal"
"Charcoal-","-ares snatched it and popped the bottle, taking several chugs as if it were nothing.
"Lets beat the meat boys, we gotta asgardian to kill", Athena rolled her eyes and swiftly left without a word, Hermes grabbed the bottle back.
"For all we know the asgardian could be nice", he mumbled, "Nice?", ares sounded struck.
"Here we go...", Apollo said and tugged his button up off tiredly, "Have you met Odin? You remeber what that old fuck did?", Ares held his arms out.
"Killed off half your kids-","-yeah! And you think he's here for fun-",Hermes whirled around to look at Ares.
"He killed them because they stabbed his daughter!","So? Hela didn't die-", "you told then to do it!", Hermes pointed his hand angrily at ares
"Hades asked Hela out before you, and you got pissed, so you sent them to ruff her up, and when-"
"HE KILLED my CHILDREN!"
"You sent them to their own death!", Apollo stared at the two men, both furious, the bottle shattered in hermes grip.
"If it were your it'd be different",ares snapped, eyes red in anger, "if your kids-".
"Yeah, it'd be different, I'd never send all, let alone one , of my kids to face a godess of death, because im a good dad"
"Good dads don't pressure their kids mother into becoming oracles!"
And that was the last straw.
Two hours later zues found Hermes and ares throwing fists and knives in the middle of his (now completely destroyed) temple, both in battle armour.
Other gods had gathered to watch the fight, making bets, Apollo ducked as a sword flew over his head and roars of anger echoed from the two braling men in armor.
Hermes srumg his cadicus and ares a sword, bith clanging loudly.
"ENOUGH!"
zues roared over the crowd, he grabbed Apollo and shibed him towards the two fighters so hard he slammed into them in a heap, they all layed on the floor as zues raised his bolt up and stuck the sky.
All of Olympus went silent at thw sound of zues' rage, "I gabe you an option, a warning, a chance! To fix your attitude! I warned you not to step out of line!", he bakred at hos sons
"Father we-", Hermes began to plead, "Hush! You foolish, ungrateful boys, all three of you!", he pointed his bolt at the men.
."I vanquish you from Olympus until you understand the true meaning of your punishment, until you truly learn"Apollo was in the middle of getting uo ahen zues struck, the three men were involped into light, then were free falling.
Hernes and ares encaged in anither fight as they free fell, Apollo got his feet below him to brace for landing, his eyes went wide at the view of his decent.
They fell straight into camp half-blood.
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