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Jungkook: Hyung, what's a blowjob?

Jin: Um... it's when hairstylists blow dry someone's hair, it's calles a blowjob

[Later, Taehyung comes home wet from the rain]

Jungkook: Tae, you're wet. Let me give you a blowjob.

Jin: [spits out his drink]

Taehyung: Only if you insist ;)

@cheerkook / Twitter

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People: "BTS is controlled by their company!"

Jin: "So I threatened BigHit today and they caved like cowards."

@Hedgegi / Twitter

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Imagine

Taehyung throwing a grape at you with a playful smilee. You decide to throw one back at him, but you miss so he starts laughing at you. You got so upset that you throw the entire plate at him, knocking him unconscious.

@fevvaa / Instagram

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I don't understand why people still come for Jin's obsession with praising himself though

I mean if I have a face like THAT and will look THIS good without makeup or with makeup I'll never shut up about myself either

@moondustchim / Twitter [OMG SAMMEE]

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baepsae is a weird ass song deadass the lyrics r like "there is extreme bias in today's society that causes our generation to be taken less seriously, thus limiting our opportunities. we will rise above this. never give up." and then the choreo is jus... here's my Dick in ur face

@lustintro / Twitter

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STANS HAVE THE SAME ENERGY AS THEIR BIAS

jin's- cutest, prettiest, kindest

jimin's- kinda pervy and very open about it

tae's- just weird and funny

namjoon's- very confident but very sensitive

hoseok's- hilarious af

jk's- seems innocent but pervy

yoongi's- don't give a shit

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[Bon Voyage is 19+]

What we think is going to happen:

them drinking until they throw up and pass out, making porno references, punching each other, and showing their Polaroid nudes on camera

What actually happens:

Jin threatens Jimin with a plastic spork and butter knife

@Seokjinnnns / Twitter

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Armys: h-

Yoongi: stop wasting your data no i won't look behind me, it isn't wolverine you flops its black panther, holly is an attention seeker, haterrs gonna hate, no our company didnt make me do vlive what am i 5? okay love you bye.

@JeonMicDrop / Twitter

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Namjoon is the guy you take home to your parents and they instantly like him more than tehy like you

@jintaellect / Twitter [Well... true]

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jm: come on, i wasn't that drunk !

jk: you tried to colour my face in highlighter because you said i was important.

jm: [in tears] b-but you are !

@igkimtaesmile / Twitter

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every year the locals think they fall in love with anew kpop idol but it's just jimin with a new hair color every time

@vmonthot / Twitter

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Comments: There's someone behind you

Yoongi: You really pulling that shxt with me? Want me look over my shoulder? As if-

*comments blowing up*

Yoongi: look, you tried it, it was nice, let's move o-

Jimin: *pops up from behind* Hi

Yoongi: JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH you little fxcker-

@KtrashIG / Twitter

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Yoongi during VLive

-Asked us not to swear in english

-Told us lightheartedly to stop w/ our pranks

-Exposed us for using incorrect grammar

-Said he didn't care about hate comments

- Wanted antis to write more so BigHit can sue them

ALL HAIL KING MIN YOONGI.

Unknown / Twitter