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Yoongi: Alright, listen up you little shits!

Yoongi: Not you, Hoseok. You're an angel and we're thrilled you're here.

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Yoongi: [is sad]

Hoseok: [begins breakdancing gently] what's wrong, babe?

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Yoongi: Who the actual fuck-

Jin: LANGUAGE

Yoongi: whomst the actual sexual intercourse

Jin: what

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Namjoon: What if our phobias are what killed us in our past lives?

Yoongi: I was murdered by forced social interaction then.

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Hoseok: How would you like your coffee?

Yoongi: As dark as my soul.

Hoseok: So a vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar?

Yoongi: *voice cracking* Yes.

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jimin: hyung, can you get the salt from the kitchen please? it's on the top shelf

yoongi: you can't reach it? how tragic it must be to be short

jimin:

yoongi:

yoongi: namjoon, can you get the salt from the kitchen?

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Interviewer: So are any of you dating atm?

Jungkook: I'll never be cuffed because cuffed spelled backwards is deffuc and what deffuc do I look like setting down w you hoes

Interviewer: What he say?

Joon: No. He said no.

@hubbyknj / Twitter

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jungkook: what are you doing?

seokjin: [standing on a chair] i live in this dorm too you know i can stand wherever i want thank you very much

jungkook: where's the cockroach

seokjin: It's under the table please get it for me please kook-ah

@incorrect1992 / Twitter

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someone: so are u straight or lgbt+ ?

me: im lesbian

me, suddenly remembering namjoon exists: wAIT i mean bisexual

@MONO231018 / Twitter

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[bighit auditions]

staff: name one word to describe yourself

seokjin: hired

bang pd-nim, whispering: holy shit can he do that??

@correctbts / Twitter

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jin: listen jungkook, in this world, it's either yeet or be yeeted

jk: [nods solemnly]

rm: i'm literally begging you to stop

@igkimtaesmile / Twitter

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Yoongis name is Yun Ki. Hoseoks name is Ho Seok. Yoongi calls hoseok "SeokSeok" therebefore for yoongi it should be "Kiki", THEREBEFORE hoseok singing "kiki do you love me" means th

@supremenyoongi / Twitter

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idea: bts competing on hell's kitchen but namjoon isnt allowed to translate anything so it just ends up being gordan ramsay angrily screaming in english and seokjin yelling back equally angry in korean

@fcukyoongi / Twitter

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western artists: omg let's collab I'm a big f-

bts: ... anyways here's another song with steve aoki

@texts_bts / Twitter

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Namjoon: just act mature

Jungkook: okay

[During date]

Taehyung: what do you do for living?

Jungkook: I maturely play rock paper scissors with mature people with these mature hands.

@cheerkook / Twitter

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yoongi: you spent our entire life saving on dogs?!

taehyung: they're golden retrievers, hyung! they retrieve gold!

yoongi: ...

taehyung, tearing up: i did it for us.

@incorrectaegi / Twitter

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yg: WHO ATE ALL THE FUCKING ICE CREAM DO YOU WANNA FUCKING GO

hobi: me

yg: ... ON A DATE

@igkimtaesmile / Twitter

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