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"and that one is Jungkook, he always talks back and that one over there is Jimin, he's tiny" Jin chuckled, finger pointing aginst the screen of his camcorder, The doctor oppsite of him nodded, pen in the hand, writing onto his notepad "there is no one in the videos"

@mygsvalentine / Twitter [Oh my god.. mindfuck]

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seokjin: [knocking on hoseok's door] package for hoseok!

hoseok: [opens door] finally

hoseok: [carries seokjin] best package ever

@incorrect1992 / Twitter

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BTS: I NEED U GIRL

Me: YOU HAVE MY SOUL, MY FEELINGS, MY TIME AND MY WHOLE LIFE!!! WHAT DO YOU NEED MORE?

unknown [don't forget the money. they also have all my money]

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*jin is back from the jungle*

Jin: Jungkook, I didn't expect to see your friends there

JK: Who?

Jin: Coconuts

JK:

unknown / Twitter

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jin: what's orange and sounds like a parrot?

bts:

jin: a carrot

@relataed / Twitter

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seokjin: I'm a snack. I'm worldwide handsome

suga: mosquitos are the only ones who think you're a snack

@explicitlyjimin / Twitter

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seokjin: ok but hear me out

seokjin: hip hop? ddeang.

seokjin: rap style? ddaeng

seokjin: sugar glider? odeng,

rapline: hyung, no-

@incorrect1992 / Twitter

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joon: which is heavier, a ton of iron or a ton feathers?

jin: wouldn't they weigh the same?

jimin: yeah u said a ton and a ton??

joon, to jungkook: now tell them what u said

jungkook, ashamed: a ton of iron

@nationsbaby / Twitter

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why kpop idols gotta act like their skincare routine is some top secret document bullshiit like this ain't the krabby patty formula my man I'm just tryna get nice skin drop the damn ROUTINE

@fcukyoongi / Twitter

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if you ever feel sad just think about that time when hoseok got seasick in bon voyage 2 and had to sleep under a tree so yoongi woke him up and said "you look like a little prince sleeping there" and "wake up, hero", and then you cry but that's okey they're soft tears

@hoxeokie / Twitter

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wow imagine yoongi teaching you to play the piano and you keep messing up but he just smiles warmly at you, puts his hand over yours, and breaks your fingers as he whispers "you're playing in the wrong fucking key".

@btsrosy / Twitter

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jk: what the hell-

yg: we don't fucking cuss in this motherfucking house u trick ass bitch

jk: but I-

yg: shut the fuck up u motherfucking string bean we don't support cussers

jk: *blink blink*

@explicitlyjimin / Twitter

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honestly I'm a bit tired of hoseok constantly copying and doing the same shit again and again like does he never get tired of being talented, the cutest baby boy, the most beautiful sunshine etc.? imagine being the best dancer in the whole industry? He can relate but like :/ boring

@canzyannot / Twitter

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jins mom was miss korea, jins dad is the ceo of samsung suppiler, jin himself own two resturants and is a member of the biggest boygroup in the world did god just dump the whole damn bucket of good shit in when he was making jins family?

@itatchis / Twitter

next we gon find out seokjins grandma is queen elizabeth

@jeonsempire / Twitter

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*talking about the IDOL MV*

video director: how many special effects do u want in the music video

bts: yes

@texts_bts / Twitter

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Namjoon and Jimin arguring be like:

RM: You got no jams

JM: Well you got no booty

RM: And you got no Jungkook

JM: Excuji me

unknown

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