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Memes / Textposts

yoongi: let's focus. we all joined this group because we love music and want to share our message with others

jungkook: i actually joined because i fell in love with namjoon

yoongi: ur just...gonna share that with the whole group, huh

@killedjk / Twitter

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demon under the bed: [grabs his hand]

yoongi: :)

@fcukyoongi / Twitter

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joon: do u wanna... go out and take a walk w me

hoseok, blinking tiredly: it's... it's 3 AM

joon: it is! so, du u? :D

hoseok:

joon: :)

hoseok:

joon: :(

joseok: lemme put on my shoes, hold on

Unknown / Twitter

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jk: what happens after you die ?

jin: you go to heaven

rm: well i like to believe there's an afterworld waiting for us, once i-

jk: no i mean like do i get your stuff or ??

@igkimtaesmile / Twitter

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Y'all: omg Joon what's that behind you?!

Joon: what's behind you isn't what matters, neither does what's in front of you. What really matters is what's inside of you.

@euphorictrivia / Twitter

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jimin: guys i really miss taehyung

jk: i miss playing games with him

jin: i miss stealing his clothes

hoseok: i miss giving him kisses

yoongi: he was an angel

namjoon: i miss our deep talks

taehyung: i literally just went to the bathrooms guys

@yehbts / Twitter

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joon: if you bite it and you die its poisonous if it bites you and you die its venomous

tae: what if it bites me and it dies

hobi: that means you're poisonous

jimin: what if it bites itself and i die

kook: voodoo

jin: what if we bite each other and no one dies

yoongi: kinky

@sugaminiee / Twitter

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[during sex]

Me: i want you to hurt me

Them: Jin has no lines in DOPE he's lip syncing on Jimin's voice

Me: WAIT

Them: he had one line in NOT TODAY and it was with Jimin.

Me: STOP

@jinsflavor1 / Twitter

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[backstage]

Jungkook: So can we all do it together today?

Hyung line:

Vmin: again??

Jungkook: *Bambi eyes* please?

BTS: fuck okay

[At the concert]

*ot7 do the shoot dance together*

@bts_memes__twt / Twitter

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j: what is a moth's favorite car to drive?

nj: no please don't I had enough of these moth jokes oh no-

j: a LAMPorghini

@joonifiction / Twitter

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locals r so dumb when they listen to bts for the first time "omg i don't understand a thing they're saying" well no shit jennifer were u under the impression that u would become fluent in korean as soon as u hit play

@peachmilk97 Twitter

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Taehyung: I'm upset

Namjoon: I'm afraid to ask why

Taehyung: Bats eat spiders. What if Batman comes into contact with Spiderman. Will Spiderman be okay?

Namjoon:

@jeonsluts / Instagram

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Namjoon: Can you move? You're blocking the view

Jin: Bitch I AM the view

@LOVESCENAR10 / Twitter

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Taehyung: You call yourself my bro, but where were you when my meme only had four likes?

Jungkook: Making 4 accounts bro

Taehyung: Bro

@jeonsluts / Instagram

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rm: ok jungkook and jin hyung can you guys go in and grab a table? i'll park

jk + jin: sure

[ten minutes later]

jk and jin sprinting out of the restaurant at full speed, carrying a table: START THE DAMN CAR

@igkimtaesmile / Twitter

Hellooo,
Ich wollt nur bescheid sagen, dass ich für eine Woche nicht zuHause bin und es sein kann, dass ich ein paar Tage nichts posten kann, da ich zu 100% von meinen Mobilendaten abhängig bin und es sein kann das sie für Wattpad kaum reichen. Ich bitte um Verständnis :)
Ich hoffe euch gefällt das Buch bis jetzt, schönen Tag noch ～￣▽￣～
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