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Jungkook is 3 years older than lil pump. Jin is the same age as post Malone. Just let that sink in.

@JHOPEDAYDREAMS / Twitter

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[Tweet eines Fake Fans]

OMG I MANAGED TO GET BTS P1 TICKETS!!!!!! LMAO I JUST NEED TO KNOW THEIR NAMES SO I WONT BE CALLED A PHAKE LMAO!!

anyway I'm kinda excited Lol!! whats bts best song??

OK I THOUGHT BTS WAS A ENGLISH BAND???????????

[screen of how she plays DNA on spotify]

what the hell THE SONG IS IN KOREAN

TWITTER

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yoongi: you're just mad we ain't give you cypher lines yet

tae: YOU KNOW WHAT-

@explicitlyjimin / Twitter

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yoongi's future partner is so lucky bc they'll get to cuddle w yoongi and lay on his stomach late at night, listening to his stomach gargle from the gastric stomach acids breacking down the dinner he ate earlier uwu

@yoongsilk / Twitter

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please my cat has been stuck in a tree for three days but whenever I ask him to come down he just says "fuck the system" and throws up gang signs

@babydollseokie / Twitter

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me at jins restaurant: i demand to see the manager of this place

jin walking in: yeah???? fuck u want

Unknown / Twitter

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[during sex]

me: i want you to hurt me

her: hoseok in the L album version is the only one smiling in both parts

me: wait

her: and is because he is the only one who always & keep a smile for the fans/ media & for the members back doors

me: stop

@dearillegirl / Twitter

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Fun fact: BIgHit used the tears of ARMYs to film the rain scene in #JINTRO

@the_ahjummas / Twitter

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[BREAKING] BigHit Entertainment confirms that BTS member Kim Seokjin has beend dating Kim Seokjin for 25 years.

@jiminshianne / Twitter

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A lone wintere, Taehyung visits Daegu once again, promising Jeongguk that he would return, reassuring him that the snowstorm wouldn't be that bad.

And a month later, Jeongguk sits next to a lone grave in Daegu and with a broken voice he whispers, "you promised me, angel,"

@chromekook / Twitter

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Namjoon is literally that guy who makes u take thousand of pics until he chooses the perfect one but the moment u ask him to do the same for you he takes that blurry shit and goes "yeah looks good"

@Love_Snarieena / Twiitter

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We lost him to the Americans. That isn't Taehyung from South Korea anymore, that's Travis grom South Cali. He's currently studying basketball at Berkeley, has a sports scholarship and still goes to high school parties to flex with his muscles.

[Yoongi]

This is Cooper Richard Smith. He moved to South Cali to become the next "Eminem". He's from rich surburs of NYC, but likes to tell people he grew up in Cleveland. You won't see him a day without throwing gang signs, he was already jumped a few times for it. He's also on SoundCloud.

[JHope]

This is Jay. His real name is Hakeem Junior, but growing up people always told him he looks like JayZ, so the name stuck. Still lives with his parents since they are rich. He's a hype beast and basically lives in a supreme store. "Studies" at UCLA, but never shows up.

[Jimin]

Park Jamal. Moved to South Cali from Atlanta when he was in High School. He regularly tweets out Drake Lyrics and sleeps with a bottle of whyskey in his hand at night. Texts 1000 people "wyd?👅", you could reply that you are at somebody's funeral and he'd reply "without me?🍆💦"

[Jin]

This is Jimmy Johnson. He has lived in Mississippi before coming to South Cali for college. He drives a pick up truck and usually blasts country songs really loudly. Him and Cooper both like the "foreign exchange student" Mackenzie from Lousiana and regularly fight about her.

[Namjoon]

Nathaniel Gerald Williams. He was born in Oregon, but moved the South Cal when he in elementary. 24/7 high, mostly hangs out around Santa Monica since that's where his dealer lives. He attends Pepperdine university even though everybody and their mom knows he ain't Christian.

@bestofbtstwt / Twitter

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"can you go to the store and get some pads for me"

gets every brand just in case: Jimin, Hobi

got distracted and gets everything EXCEPT the pads: Jungkook

sends a pic of styrofoam and asks "is this it?": Tae, Yoongi

asks what pussy size you wear: Namjoon

"babe said she's on her period so i am too, it's uterUS": Jin

@meanyoongi0309 / Twitter

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Y'all ever think about how Hoseok changed "I'm your hope, I'm you angel" to "I'm you hope, you're my hope" because, well... he also needs someone to keep him together

@retrohoya / Twitter

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To all:

-solo stans

-sasaengs

-racists

-homophobes

-scammers

-clout chasers

-possessive ARMYs

-extreme manager ARMYs

-problematic ARMYs

who claim to be part of our fandom, feel free to find a door and leave.

@3shells1991 / Twitter

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yoongi: quiet

jin, confused: why whats going on

yoongi: im trying to listen to music here

jin: but nothing's even playing

namjoon: wait for it

hoseok, from the other side of the house: [laughs]

yoongi, softly: music

namjoon: award winning song

jin: the

@hoxeokie / Twitter

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