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Yoongi: WHY AREN'T THERE ADULTSIZED PLAYGROUNDS? LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME BUT IT'S BIGGER!

Hoseok: Theme parks, dude. They're called theme parks.

Seokjin: Don't you have to pay for those?

Namjoon: That's the adult part.

Yoongi: Son of a bitch.

@bambamisaboomyinmy... / Tumblr

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someone: jimin always needs attention and he's so annoy-

yoongi: Ok listen here you fucker. Jimin deserves every bit of attention and affection. Do you have any idea how far he's come?

junkook: Yeah he puts in more work than anyone else and is constantly bettering himself, how dare you

yoongi: Furthermore-

jin: YOU SAY ONE MORE BAD WORD THING ABOUT MY BABY BOY YOU DEAL WITH ME

@bts-erendipity / Tumblr

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Hoseok: Did anyone see Jimin?

Jungkook: Just a sec

Jungkook: *in heavy accent* JIMIN SSI! !

Jimin: *giggling sounds*

Hoseok: Found him thanks

@nerobtsed / Tumblr

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jimin: fuck marry kill

jimin: me, jungkook and hoseok

yoongi: fuck hoseok, marry you and kill seokjin

seokjin: I wasn't even in the options what the fuck

@incorrectlybts / Tumblr

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Namjoon: What's your life motto?

Hoseok: Single and ready to mingle.

Yoongi: Bi and ready to die

@bambamisaboomyinmy... / Tumblr

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Hoseok: Bro

Yoongi: Sup bro

Hoseok: tell the world we are bros, bro

Yoongi, wisphers: we are bros

Hoseok: why did you wisper?

Yoongi: because you're my whole world bro

Hoseok: bro

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Interviewer, in english: how is it being the leader of bts?

namjoon, in english: well...

namjoon: *has a flashback of that very same morning where he found yoongi and hoseok making out in a closet, how taehyung almost leaked jimin and jungkook's nudes because he was too preoccupied petting his puppy to look what he was going to post, how jin spit out his breakfast that morning because he almost choked on his food laughing at his own jokes*

rest of bts: *sweats nervously*

sejin, behind the camera: *glares* *sweats nervously*

namjoon: *sweats nervously, laughs uncomfortably*

interviewer: well?

namjoon: it's okey, I guess

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Hoseok: So Taehyung's birthday is coming up and I want to buy him that limited edition Gucci jacket that he saw the other day.

Yoongi: You don't like anything cheap, do you?

Hoseok: I like you

Yoongi:

@bambamisaboomyinmy... / Tumblr

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Hoseok: Hey, in the future, do you ever want to get married?

Yoongi: No.

Hoseok: Why not?

Yoongi: Because of the three rings

Hoseok: What rings?

Yoongi: The enagement ring.

Yoongi: The weeding ring

Yoongi And the suffering

Hoseok:

Seokjin: *comes crashing into the room, completely breathless*

Seokjin: HE MADE A DAD JOKE.... IT'S A MIRACLE ! ! !

Yoongi:

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*yoonseok as parents*

yoongi @ crying baby: What the fuck do you want

hoseok: be gentle, try singing to him

yoongi, singing: What the fuck do you want?

@openpage394 / Tumblr

Happy Birthday Joonie 💗🙌
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