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jungkook: i have no fears

taehyung: what if one day you woke up and jimin was taller than you?

jungkook: i have one fear

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taehyung: can I say a bad word?

jin: sure

taehyung: f-

jin: go ahead

taehyung: i'm nervous

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Jimin: If Taehyung, Jungkook and I were drowning, who would you save?

Yoongi: You morons can't even swim?

Taehyung: Yoongi, it's a hypothetical question

Jimin: Who would you save?

Yoongi: My time and effort

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Namjoon: Okay, let's stop using the term 'butthurt' we're not twelve anymore

Jimin: You sound asstroubled

Taehyung: A little bootybothered if you ask me

Jungkook: Someone's having a tushytantrum

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jungkook: what time is it?

taehyung: idk pass me that saxophone

taehyung: [blows saxophone loudly]

seokjin: [shouting from acrosss the dorm] who the FUCK is playing the saxophone at 2 AM

taehyung: it's 2am

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Taehyung. I want a puppy

Namjoon: you have Yeontan

Taehyung: but he needs a sibling

Namjoon: ha has Jungkook

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Namjoon: There are seven members and four chairs, what do you do?

Jimin: Sit on each other's laps.

Taehyung: Get more chairs.

Yoongi: Kill three members.

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taehyung: hey jimin i like your top

jungkook: I have a name

jimin: oh my god

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jm: you're so tall, do you play basketball?

rm: no, do you play mini golf?

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jungkook: hyung, why do good people die young?

namjoon: when you are in a garden full flowers, which one do you pick?