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Memes/ Textposts

Jungkook to bighit: Can I dye my hair back to black please?

Bighit: No

Jungkook: Oh

Seokjin in Jungkook's bedroom at night painting jungkook's hair with black dye while he's sleeping: you just gotta show them you don't give a fuck

@SepticMisfit / Twitter

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[Namjin standing outside their house as it burns]

Jin: .......

Namjoon: ......

Jin: ....

Namjoon: In my defense, you said you were feeling cold

Unknown

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I just realised that I am extremely possessive about BT21, so if I heard that one of them (Shooky) is dating I think that I am going to leave the fandom, I don't care if you say that I am selfish or irrational but ai can't bare the idea unless they date each other.

@ilsanspjm / Twitter

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what everyone thinks waht 19+ BV3 means: sex scenes, drink until they pass out.

what really will happen:

seokjin: fuck *doesnt get censored*

@viminist / Twitter

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i heard from a karmy that when yoongi was 18 he saw a boy crying bc hecoldn't rap well. yoongi helped the boy regain confidence and teached him how to rap better. that boy was eminem. this is inspiring, thank you yoongi.

@gcfinmyheart / Twitter

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jin: w-wait, jeon, i don't think this'll fit.. it's too tight..

jk: wait, baby, let me try some more. just a little bit nore..

jin: fuck, it hurts baby. too much, it's too big for me.

jk: WHAT FUCKING SIZE ARE YOU

jin: MY SHOE SIZE IS 12! YOU KNOW THIS

jk: THIS IS A FUCKING 19

@pettyasspeachy / Twitter

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V: When I first met Suga, I thought that was his real name

S: What kind of dumbass are you?

V: A cute one

-Real-

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"im dance monster, namjoon is rap monster. yoongi is nap monster. jimin is thigh monster. jungkook is muscle monster. jin is mother monster. taehyung is an actual monster"

-jung hoseok

-Real-

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JM: I'm going to go into the room

JM: and see how TaeTae reacts

JM: V might be undressed when we go into the room

JM: Will V react in a funny way? Let's go in now

JM: *staelthily enters the room*

V: *Is actually undressed*

JM: *gets suprised and laughs*

V: *no reaction*

JM: He's not dressed

JM: *laughs some more* what should we do guys?

when Jimin had a bigger reaction than V

-Real- Unknown

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me: istg if BigHit releases drop another BTS related stuff this 12am KST im going to explode

also me: *when BigHit does released another*

Me: *dramatically dies*

Unknown

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Taejin AU where Tae auditions in Jinhit entertainment and slowly starts falling in love with none other than Jin who sadly sees Tae as nothing more than a trainee under his company

@rukimchii / Twitter

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sees bias: wow look at the love of my life

sees wrecker: (2 sec later) wow look at the love of my-

@explicitlyjimin / Twitter

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when people only start pretending to like bts because it's becoming a trend

Taehyung: First of all, fuck off.

@explicitlyjimin / Instagram

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namjoon: kissing burns like 6.4 calories per minute u wanna try out?

jin: are u calling me fat?

@textes_bts / Twitter

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I lost my bitchass mans again

He keeps throwing gang signs and keeps running away but I still love him, plus I already bought him shit and I don't wanna return the stuff. Please bring him back, his name is Senior Yoongles. He probably won't respond to it cus he's a fake lil bitch thought.

Pleae contact me xxxxxxxxxxx or xxxxxxxxx@xxxxxx

Reward: $5ish maybe

Unknown

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them: pink hair make jungkook look less masculine

junkook, spraying his victoria's secret's perfume all over himself: oh this is so sad, alexa, play god is a woman

@hattee_ho / Twitter

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RM: Jin is calling me. Someone I don't want to talk to...

Jin: Namjoon! What was the name of that cold noodle place?

RM: If I tell you, what will you do for me?

Jin: Our bromance will deepen.

RM: I don't really want that to happen, but I will tell you regardless.

Jin: I LOVE YOU

-Real-

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[during sex]

me: i want you to hurt me

her: hoseok in the L album version is the only one smiling in both parts

me: wait

her: and is because he is the only one who always need to stay strong & keep a smile for the fans/ media & for the members back doors

me: stop

@dearillegirl / Twitter

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V: The other members are probably waiting for me, right?

V: Are they waiting for me? They're worrying after me, right?

V: They're probably like, "Where's V? When is he coming?"

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RM: After a 1,5 hour long debate on the plane, we deciced to leave V behind

-Real-

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