Life of Me

Two

Red: *to cactus* I look left cause you're never right

Cactus: ...

Red: I look up cause you let me down

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The words we messed up:

Red: at leaf (at least)

Maple: phoko (photo)

White: Fatherdenly (father suddenly)

Maple: difiplin (discipline)

Maple: wafing (waving)

Cactus: cincit (cincin (it means ring))

Cactus: nen yen (and then)

Green: expenshive (expensive)

Banshee: shorry (sorry)

Red: shoot sho- sho- shshshs... (shoot soot)

Science teacher: obetysi (obesity)

(I'm sure I missed out a lot more)
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Cactus: take a picture of me with madam so she'll know how short she is

Tuition teacher: I know I'm not tall but thank god I'm not as short as you

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A boy from tuition: I cannot hear you, I'm blind

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Cactus: *show teacher a balloon with a drawn pig face on it*

Cactus: Don't you think it's cute?

English teacher: looks like you

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Redundant stuff:

Red: it is the biggest building. It is big

Science teacher: sweating is sweat

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Cactus: *aims rubber band at boy 1's leg*

Cactus: *for some reason the rubber band hit his shoulder instead*

Cactus: *aim again*

Cactus: *the rubber band hits the wall and almost hit boy 2's double chin*

Boy 2: *had been watching it for some time and almost get shot*

Boy 2: can you hit the place you aim for once?

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White: I envy you all cause you guys could write stories. I can't even write!

Red: well yeah because we're smart

Cactus: are you saying she's not smart?

Red: uh...

White: ...

*Red apologising to White for an hour*

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That's it for now.
Hope you guys like it!