Life of Me

Seven

In school

Teacher: From now on, when you're absent, you have to give us a letter about why you're absent. We only accept seven letters from parents and unlimited letters from doctors.

Mel: Wow, unlimited?? That means I can get 365 letters from the doctors and don't come to school at all!

Zabrina: Yeah just go to the mental hospital, I'm sure they'll give you the letters.

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In tuition.

Teacher: *requests us to bite our lip to see if we understand what it means cuz you know English is not our first language lol*

Students: *bit their bottom lip*

Teacher: Oh thank god you all are normal and bit the bottom lip. My class on Monday bit their upper lip and all of a sudden it looks like the classroom is full of monkeys.

Boy: Well the monkeys are smarter than them.

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Shelley and Minorca: *braids their hair*

Zabrina: Omg Shelley you look like a mermaid!

Shelley: Thanks ^^

Zabrina: And Minorca? You look like Cinderella...

Minorca: :D

Zabrina: -'s stepmother :D

Minorca: -_-

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At tuition

Teacher: *after teaching* Ok so I said three main points for this chapter. What's the first point?

Students: Do not smoke!

Teacher: The second point?

Students: Do not smoke!

Teacher: The third point?

Students: Do not smoke!

Teacher: Is it because it's important so you all repeated three times?

Students: YES

Teacher: NO

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After class

Teacher: So I finished teaching today's lesson. How will you rate my lessons for today?

Student 1: Five star!

Student 2: Six star!

Julius: PASTA

Everyone: ...

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Our physics teacher assigned our seats in lab.

Zach: *gets the seat he doesn't want which is with two other girls* Teacher I don't want to sit here. Please transfer Seth over to sit with me.

Teacher: No

Zach: Then please exchange my seat with Seth.

*Seth proceed to give him a wtf-look*

Teacher: No. Why do you want to sit with Seth? Are you gay? What's up with you two?

Zach: I NEED SETH

Zach is not gay btw, he has a girlfriend. Seth is not gay too. He too has a girlfriend.

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Still with the seat problem

Teacher: *finish stating the rules for the class* Do y'all have any problems?

Zach: *still unhappy with his seat* TEACHER I HAVE A PROBLEM

Teacher: Your problem is not a problem

Teacher: *turns to class* Anything else?

Zach: TEACHER-

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I hope you all enjoy this chapter.
Smile and laugh people!