Life of Me

Six

At tuition

Teacher: Which country would you like to visit the most?

Students: *reply where they wanna go*

Dylan: *enters the class after using the toilet*

Teacher: Dylan, where do you want to go? I mean country-

Dylan: I want to go home- oh uh

Teacher: -_-

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Maple was at a park reading The Red Pyramid. A bunch of tourists passed by.

Tourist 1: *walk away from the group to a tree where he probably found something interesting* Hey guys, come here!

Tourist 2: *grumble* last time you said that, I've wasted time.

Maple: oof- o.O

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In school

Teacher: *calls boy 1 for oral test*

Boy 1: Teacher I'm gonna tell you about the plot of endgame :D

Teacher: Alright but don't expect to get A if you say that

Boy 1: °-°

Boy 1: I'll just talk about the advantages of exercising then

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At the library

Sakura: *picks up a book and read the title* the One Hundredth Monkey.

Maple: *nods* ok...

Sakura: one of them is you :D

Maple: -_-

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At tuition

Teacher: *teaches us how to describe people* you can describe eyes as dreamy and if you don't know what that's like, just look at Dylan after ten minutes and you'll know because he's going to fall asleep again.

Dylan: *offended* teacher, trust me. I'm not gonna sleep in class today.

*ten minutes later*

Dylan: *doze off*

Teacher: there you go.

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After exams

Boy 1: Hey teacher, have you finish marking our history papers?

Teacher: No

Boy 1: Is it because we're too good and amazing?

Teacher: Yeah you all are so amazing that most of the things y'all written are things I've never seen before so I have to go do some research.

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At tuition (add math)

Teacher: When you see a right angle triangle, two words must come into mind. What's the two words?

Boy: Give up.

Teacher: ...

It's phytagoras theorem...

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At tuition (physics)

Teacher: Here, we have air pressure; underwater, we have water pressure. What pressure do we have in space?

Boy: high blood pressure

Teacher: ...

There's no air pressure in space y'all cuz there's no air

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